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post #1 of 41 (permalink) Old 06-27-2007, 04:33 PM Thread Starter
 
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All of us have done stupid things as Kids. And most of us got in trouble for whatever we did wrong. I was always grounded and I wasn't even that bad. So for boredoms sake lets share some of the funny things we did and got caught doing.

In 8th grade 2 Live Crew was the thing. Well my friend Brian made me a copy of his cassette. I hid this in my room from my mother because she would flip. Well I was notorious for stealing her casettes. Anyhow she was in my room and she found it and apparently listened to it. Boy did I get yelled at. Then she grounded me for 3 months. She hid it in her room so when she was out I would sneak and listen to it.

Another time I was supposed to be staying at my best friends house. I was with her but we were out til 2am with some guys. She had just gotten her license but her car was still registered in Jersey. Anyhow we were rushing to get home and there was a red light. My idea to run it. We were from a podunk country town and there was noone out. We looked and ran it. Lo and behold a cop pulls us over. My friend went all dumb girl hysterical and her car got towed. The Nice cop() Drove us back to her house. It was all good her mom wouldn't tell mine. Well it just so happens the guy who towed us was my neighbor. She knew and that time I was grounded for 6 months.

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i remember when i got caught jerkin off... i didnt even know it was bad, till my dad had a talk about "modesty" with me and put it into perspective (basically explained that it is moraly wrong to do it, unless it was in private)

he explained it as "whacking your pud" which has stuck with me as the most absurd way to expalin masturbating to this day.
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Well I did _____ and didnt get caught. So i did ______ and didnt get caught. and so on and so on. Welp I finally got caught doing _____ and with ______ and got ______ out of it.
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i remember when i got caught jerkin off... i didnt even know it was bad, till my dad had a talk about "modesty" with me and put it into perspective (basically explained that it is moraly wrong to do it, unless it was in private)

he explained it as "whacking your pud" which has stuck with me as the most absurd way to expalin masturbating to this day.
That had to be pretty awkward lol. At least it wasn't your mom!
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Well I did _____ and didnt get caught. So i did ______ and didnt get caught. and so on and so on. Welp I finally got caught doing _____ and with ______ and got ______ out of it.
How bout a real story....
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That had to be pretty awkward lol. At least it wasn't your mom!
it was my mom. swishy pants... living room. bad deal. think i was like 14.
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I still remember being 16, and crashing my moms truck. my first phone call after I crashed it was to her, and I'm sure you can imagine it now with me holding the phone as far from my ear as my arm would reach. when I got home, she was pissed.

then there's the time I got arrested. the cops, the judge, and all were easy, when I got home though, I was happier in jail. at least it was quiet there.
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I still remember being 16, and crashing my moms truck. my first phone call after I crashed it was to her, and I'm sure you can imagine it now with me holding the phone as far from my ear as my arm would reach. when I got home, she was pissed.

then there's the time I got arrested. the cops, the judge, and all were easy, when I got home though, I was happier in jail. at least it was quiet there.
Mom's are definately great Yellers.
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Mom's are definately great Yellers.
my ex bf's mom is THE BEST at this. she went nuts over nothing.
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Back in HS I was nailing the chit out of my girlfriend on the floor of my room. We were both completely naked. My dad walked in. Talk about akward... they weren't supposed to come home...
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Back in HS I was nailing the chit out of my girlfriend on the floor of my room. We were both completely naked. My dad walked in. Talk about akward... they weren't supposed to come home...
And what did Dad do?
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Back in HS I was nailing the chit out of my girlfriend on the floor of my room. We were both completely naked. My dad walked in. Talk about akward... they weren't supposed to come home...
Been there, done that except it was in the living room
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And what did Dad do?
He was like "chris, jesus christ put some clothes on" and ran out... then he went upstairs and napped for the rest of the day. He was depressed that he finally couldn't deny any longer that I had been nailing all of my gfs up to that point
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Been there, done that except it was in the living room
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He was like "chris, jesus christ put some clothes on" and ran out... then he went upstairs and napped for the rest of the day. He was depressed that he finally couldn't deny any longer that I had been nailing all of my gfs up to that point
LOL! I never got caught doing anything like that. However this is how scared of my mother I was. I was 21 Living with my boyfriend and we were having sex and I was on the dresser... well she came a knocking. I hid under the bed...How sad is that. I mean i flew under the bed
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I got busted for DWI in my moms car when I was 16. She made me stay until she got the car out of the impound and I'll never forget when she was screaming at me in the car on the way home I spewed all over her shoulder and the windshield, all over the front seats and back. I think I was grounded for a year or some long period of time.
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I got in trouble lots as a kid and did a lot of stupid stuff I would do again because it was fun as s**t and it was worth it to get punished.

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Well I was at a party up in the woods in west millbury and there were about 60 of us drinking and whatnot... cops came up and busted up the party.. well the keg was sitting in a plastic tub in my trunk so the cops took it and kicked everybody out.... (great idea send a bunch of drunk high school juniors and seniors on the road after they have been drinking.) Well my friends mother worked as the night time dispatcher at the station and my friend got a call on her cell phone from her mother asking if she was at the party in the woods that got broken up and she played dumb saying no.... her mother said you better not have been because there was a keg at the party and that the cops had taken it back to the station to try to track down where it was bought from.

NOW IT'S MISSION IMPOSSIBLE TIME FOR TATER.....

An hour later dressed in all black and wearing a mask me and my two best friends walk the railroad tracks for a half mile and cross a train bridge to come up on the back side of the Millbury Police Department... we scout the area and see that the keg is sitting in the garage at the motor pool area of the police station with the garage door up... we make our move and get into the garage and two of us grab the quarter barrel by the handles and as soon as we turn around *BAM* two cops walk out going off duty at 11:00......(didn't account for the shift change and having two entire shifts of cops being at the station at the exact time of the heist... well needless to say my friend drops the keg and it lands on my foot so no running for the tater... I was swiftly aprehended and got one hell of a lecture from the cops......no charges filed but the parents laid into my ass hard...no car for three weeks... no going out for teo weeks and I had to voulenteer to clean up around the PD grounds one day a week for two months.... Needless to say all the cops in town knew who I was before this and knew I was a good kid so they would all joke with me every time I saw one of them out somewhere... I was at the bar last month and bumped into a cop that was around back then and he came up and bought me a drink and had me tell the story to all his buddies who were with him..... They all respected the sack it took to try to steal my beer back from the police station but they all gave me the jackazz award for doing it at the WRONG TIME!....
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man o man... i got tooooo many stories, lol... well, there was the time when i was 16, and i wanted, and i mean WANTED a car called a conquest (like a supra but faster)... well my parents were'nt all about it, until i told my pops that if i got any tickets in it, that he could sell it....

well yea, very first night i had it, got busted doing 110 in a 55 , they were just a LIL BIT upset bout that one...

then there was my stent of stealing my ma's car at night to go party (while my licence was suspended for the previous)... then i came home one night, drunk as ****, trying to roll her car into the driveway, and theres 3 cops sitting there waiting for me....

then theres was the time i had assault charges pressed against me for beating the **** out of my sisters ex bf.... my ma was pissed!... my pops was just like, "good thing u found him before i did" lol (very bad situation)....

man i could just keep goin and goin, lol
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man o man... i got tooooo many stories, lol... well, there was the time when i was 16, and i wanted, and i mean WANTED a car called a conquest (like a supra but faster)... well my parents were'nt all about it, until i told my pops that if i got any tickets in it, that he could sell it....

well yea, very first night i had it, got busted doing 110 in a 55 , they were just a LIL BIT upset bout that one...

then there was my stent of stealing my ma's car at night to go party (while my licence was suspended for the previous)... then i came home one night, drunk as ****, trying to roll her car into the driveway, and theres 3 cops sitting there waiting for me....

then theres was the time i had assault charges pressed against me for beating the **** out of my sisters ex bf.... my ma was pissed!... my pops was just like, "good thing u found him before i did" lol (very bad situation)....

man i could just keep goin and goin, lol

Was your enlistment into the military optional or a stipulation of your sentence...
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