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post #1 of 26 (permalink) Old 07-01-2007, 11:18 PM Thread Starter
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The closest I ever came to killing my cat...

Was about 10 minutes ago...

I am sitting here... TWF'ing () and I hear an o' too familiar sound... The Bear (my cat) nosing around in the garbage... So I get up, walk into the kitchen and just as I make eye contact with him... BAM!!!

He and the trash can go tumbling down the basement stairs...

I had just done a lot of cleaning so cat hair, dust, and dirt are on top... I guess in the middle were a couple half empty Taco Bell cups of most likely Dr. Pepper and Mt. Dew... And at the bottom shells from about a dozen eggs and other miscellaneous food items in various levels of decay... Of course it happens when the trash can is at maximum capacity, just waiting for me to take it out in the AM (waiting for daytime so I can hose out the can)...

So when the dust settles and every last piece of trash meets it's final resting place... he looks at me... LIKE I PUSHED HIM DOWN!!!

So after I clean everything up... and he watches me... Reveling no doubt... He tries to sneak past me back up the stairs... No way you little bastard, my foot says as I nudge him off the stairs, it's the basement for you... for the rest of the night.

If I didn't already neuter you, I'd have your balls.

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You can send him to me if you are done with him! Pretty cat! But I do know how much trouble they can be.
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You can send him to me if you are done with him! Pretty cat! But I do know how much trouble they can be.
No way... as much as I want to choke slam him through a wall right now... he's my guy... All 19lbs of dopey meowsimus...
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poor little fellow
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Holy crap. I think your cat is the bastage child of my cat.

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Ahh the joys of cats
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You didnt make Cat soup out of him?
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Put him in a pillow case and then twirl him around above your head. Ahh the good game of helicopter. My best friend use to do that to his ex's cat all the time. That thing hated him so much.

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That's too funny.....
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nah spin him around on a tile floor real fast for a few minutes then watch him try to walk
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i hadnt laughed this hard in a while! I'll rep u as soon as this thing lets me
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i hadnt laughed this hard in a while! I'll rep u as soon as this thing lets me
Just saw Torque again last night. I was laughing so hard at their bike fight scenes! And them riding street bikes forever in the sand

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Holy crap. I think your cat is the bastage child of my cat.

Wow... Is your cat huge? Mr. Bear is really big... Kinda tall, but very long...

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nah spin him around on a tile floor real fast for a few minutes then watch him try to walk
That's one of my common moves when he's lookin' to fight... He is VERY aggressive (I think that's cause I got him when he was REAL young)... When I am getting tired of letting him bite the chit out of me, I spin him around on the hardwood floor... It doesn't even phase him... He just jumps up, stumbles for a second, and then attacks me again... He is an angry little guy.
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Just saw Torque again last night. I was laughing so hard at their bike fight scenes! And them riding street bikes forever in the sand
lmao i remember that one! where the dude gets beat with the yoshi pipe. god that movie's
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Wow... Is your cat huge? Mr. Bear is really big... Kinda tall, but very long...
Nah. She's tiny. About 9 pounds. Thus the name, Baby.

My other cat however, is a tub of lard. 19 pounds and getting fatter all the time.
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lmao i remember that one! where the dude gets beat with the yoshi pipe. god that movie's
Yeah- when the punk has a gun, and the chick nails him with the pipe- priceless!

The really horrible part was when the two chicks were pulling stoppies and whacking the bikes together. And when the guys were racing inside and on top of the train. And when the Y2K jet bike had trouble keeping up with some lame chopper Both of the guys would have been pancaked racing through the city at those speeds inside a half mile.

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That is kinda distrubinly funny!

But sounds like you need to find a different place for the trash.

For the record, I would have been PISSED!!!!

This one time when my cat was a kitten she pissed me off, don't remember why... but i threw her in the glass enclosed shower and turned the water on!! She was not happy!!

Oh according to Shan's thread... I bet bear would taste like chicken!




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Yeah- when the punk has a gun, and the chick nails him with the pipe- priceless!

The really horrible part was when the two chicks were pulling stoppies and whacking the bikes together. And when the guys were racing inside and on top of the train. And when the Y2K jet bike had trouble keeping up with some lame chopper Both of the guys would have been pancaked racing through the city at those speeds inside a half mile.
using bikes as fxcking light sabers... shameless!
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When I saw the title I thought that maybe he had clawed the seat of the Buell. But the title probably would have been, "I just killed my cat."
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