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post #1 of 17 (permalink) Old 07-04-2007, 10:08 PM Thread Starter
 
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I regret to inform you,

but this evening during the fireworks and festivities, there was an extremely horrific event involving barbie, and her boyfriend ken, alcohol and fireworks.

while it is unclear exactly what happened, I can safely say that I believe barbie and ken were very intoxicated, and decided to strap themselves to bottle rockets claiming "we're movin to mars!" when the bottle rockets exploded in midflight.

no official word from authorities on what will become of the barbie mansion and her pink corvette. we think they're next victims of the mortar brigade and bonfires.


pictures to come when the remains are found.
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My son did that last year to a couple of my daughters barbies.
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What I want to know is how many bottle rockets you had to use just to get them off the ground.
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I always loved straping my gi joes to fireworks to see them blow apart.

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Thats how my star wars figures came upon their end when i was a kid
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LOL- we blew up Jack in the box last night.
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Bob are you blowing up your kids toys?
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i hope not, he's 19

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I can honestly say I never blew up anything with fireworks





Have to see some pics!
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Bob are you blowing up your kids toys?
no. I gotta make an emergency run to the store and grab up some leftover fireworks, (assuming there are any.) and some more barbie dolls. come to think of it, I've never liked that prick barney.........
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no. I gotta make an emergency run to the store and grab up some leftover fireworks, (assuming there are any.) and some more barbie dolls. come to think of it, I've never liked that prick barney.........

Blow UP BARNEY!!! PLEASE!!!!!!


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