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State Motto's

Do YOU Know Your State Motto?

Alabama: Heck Yes, We Have Electricity

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat

Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything

California:
By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

Connecticut:
Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet

Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water

Florida: We Can't Count Votes, But Ask Us About Our Grandkids. We can count them...

Georgia:
We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Are Real Good

Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky:
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunken Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland:
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)

Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi:
Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Little Else

Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada: Prostitutes and Poker!

New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone

New Jersey:
You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York:
You Have The Right To Remain Silent; You Have The Right To an Attorney

North Carolina:
Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota:
We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan

Oklahoma:
Like The Play, Only No Singing

Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner...

Pennsylvania:
Cook With Coal

Rhode Island:
We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didnít Actually Surrender

South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee: The Educashun State

Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)

Utah:
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont: Yep

Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slack jaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington:
Help! Nerds And Slackers Overrun Us!

Washington, D.C.:
Wanna Be Mayor?

West Virginia:
One Big Happy Family... Really!

Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese

Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and The Sheep Are Scared
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Massachusetts: If you don't like the Red Sox, leave.
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Massachusetts: If you don't like the Red Sox, leave.
the Red SOx???? oh plEASE

j/k I dont even care for sports unless it has WHEELS.
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Colorado: If you don't speak english, we have a job for you.
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I thought Alabama's was 'Daddy you smashing my cigarettes.'
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I thought Alabama's was 'Daddy you smashing my cigarettes.'


maybe the "Nice Tooth" State
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Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunken Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
No we have lazy a** welfare receipents too, but Katrina helped us get most of them to Houston.

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No we have lazy a** welfare receipents too, but Katrina helped us get most of them to Houston.
Originally from Louisiana eh?? lol

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Missouri

Damn I've always wanted to go to Missouri because I thought it was the "Show me state".
I just wanted to know what they wanted to show me, now I know...



Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

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Damn I've always wanted to go to Missouri because I thought it was the "Show me state".
I just wanted to know what they wanted to show me, now I know...



Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

Hey, stay off of Missouri buddy
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Ga

Where are you in the Big GA..
I was station on two Submarines out of Kings Bay GA. Spent five years down there....
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Where are you in the Big GA..
I was station on two Submarines out of Kings Bay GA. Spent five years down there....
Think yer addressing 1BadCBR but, I'm in the carpet capital.
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Where you can watch your dog or your wife run away for 3 days!

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Colorado: If you don't speak english, we have a job for you.
That should be California's motto.

YA THINK???
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Michigan: If you dont like the weather, whait 5 minuts, it will change.
Michigan: The land of unemplyment
Michigan: Got salt?
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Actually...Arizona and Pennsylvania are dead on...

Maryland- "Rust, What Rust? We inspected your vehicle 30 years ago"
(home of the one-time vehicle safety inspection. PA is yearly)

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florida: we cant see over the wheel, but we still drive.
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Actually...Arizona and Pennsylvania are dead on...

Maryland- "Rust, What Rust? We inspected your vehicle 30 years ago"
(home of the one-time vehicle safety inspection. PA is yearly)
Ha GA doesnt even have one any more lol
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