Got released from the hospital about a half hour ago... - TwoWheelForum: Motorcycle and Sportbike forums
Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
post #1 of 49 (permalink) Old 07-08-2007, 02:56 PM Thread Starter
Banned
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 11,673
Got released from the hospital about a half hour ago...

This is going to be one of those stories that's REAL funny someday... Today is not that day.

So I spent the past few days at my folks cabin. Drank my weight in chitty beer every day, carried wood, sprained my ankle (much like last year), smashed/bloodied my shin... Good times.

Anyway...

On my way home, toolin' down the highway... nearly home... A wasp dive bombs me in my truck... I didn't really see it, but I felt it... Go right up my shorts. Stung me once on the inner thigh... That hurt. Then it stung me again... pretty much dead center of my pee hole. Funny how quickly I forgot about my thigh.

I nearly ran off the flippin' highway... and I cried. Yeah, I cried. Not any little sobbing girly cry... A big man cry... Snot bubbles and everything. Drove directly to the ER.

Everyone was real nice at the ER... Except for the fact that not one of them could keep a straight face. Nothing really they could do for me though... I'm not allergic so the only thing to do is keep ice on it. Unbelievable.

The good news is... My dork is ENORMOUS now...
OneSickPsycho is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #2 of 49 (permalink) Old 07-08-2007, 02:59 PM
 
Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 1,809
Quote:
Originally Posted by onesickpsycho View Post
This is going to be one of those stories that's REAL funny someday... Today is not that day.

So I spent the past few days at my folks cabin. Drank my weight in chitty beer every day, carried wood, sprained my ankle (much like last year), smashed/bloodied my shin... Good times.

Anyway...

On my way home, toolin' down the highway... nearly home... A wasp dive bombs me in my truck... I didn't really see it, but I felt it... Go right up my shorts. Stung me once on the inner thigh... That hurt. Then it stung me again... pretty much dead center of my pee hole. Funny how quickly I forgot about my thigh.

I nearly ran off the flippin' highway... and I cried. Yeah, I cried. Not any little sobbing girly cry... A big man cry... Snot bubbles and everything. Drove directly to the ER.

Everyone was real nice at the ER... Except for the fact that not one of them could keep a straight face. Nothing really they could do for me though... I'm not allergic so the only thing to do is keep ice on it. Unbelievable.

The good news is... My dork is ENORMOUS now...
Oh My...UnBEElievable. I hope your, well... Im sorry dood...that has got to hurt lol. I am glad you are ok
TaintedLove is offline  
post #3 of 49 (permalink) Old 07-08-2007, 03:18 PM
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 24,016




marko138 is offline  
post #4 of 49 (permalink) Old 07-08-2007, 03:21 PM
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 604
Becca_007 is offline  
post #5 of 49 (permalink) Old 07-08-2007, 03:22 PM Thread Starter
Banned
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 11,673
Quote:
Originally Posted by marko138 View Post
You want pics?
OneSickPsycho is offline  
post #6 of 49 (permalink) Old 07-08-2007, 03:24 PM
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 24,016
Quote:
Originally Posted by onesickpsycho View Post
You want pics?
You can keep those to yourself, pal.



marko138 is offline  
post #7 of 49 (permalink) Old 07-08-2007, 03:28 PM
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 7,007

That is some funny, yet painful shiot right there buddy.....
1BadCBR is offline  
post #8 of 49 (permalink) Old 07-08-2007, 03:31 PM
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 390
Is it wrong that I find so much amusement in another's pain?
Twain is offline  
post #9 of 49 (permalink) Old 07-08-2007, 03:33 PM
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 7,007
Quote:
Originally Posted by Twain View Post
Is it wrong that I find so much amusement in another's pain?
1BadCBR is offline  
post #10 of 49 (permalink) Old 07-08-2007, 03:35 PM
V-Twin Moddin
 
Gas Man's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: SE Michigan
Posts: 38,916
I'm but for me.. even today...




-Chris
aka Gas Man



Was: 2002 Kaw ZX-9R
IS:


is me till the
Gas Man is offline  
post #11 of 49 (permalink) Old 07-08-2007, 03:38 PM
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 2,142
sorry, but I really cant help laughing at that one. hey, natural penis enlargment though. 100% natural, guaranteed to work, but hurts like hell.
King Bob is offline  
post #12 of 49 (permalink) Old 07-08-2007, 03:40 PM
TWF Board Of Directors
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 10,074
Damn dude!














But thats still funny.
Rider is offline  
post #13 of 49 (permalink) Old 07-08-2007, 03:49 PM
Factory Racer
 
jalaan1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: LI, NY
Posts: 2,022
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gas Man View Post
I'm but for me.. even today...
sorry, but......

'99 Kawasaki Ninja ZX-7R, My 3/4 Liter
".. speed, you can't touch it, but you damn sure can feel it! "
jalaan1 is offline  
post #14 of 49 (permalink) Old 07-08-2007, 03:51 PM
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 646
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gas Man View Post
I'm but for me.. even today...

Took the words right out of my mouth!!!!!!!


















Glad you are kind of ok because when your wiener gets hit you are never completely ok until it completely heals and you block out the experience! I hope your girl doesn't want any for a while!!

Last edited by jnn7404; 07-08-2007 at 03:53 PM. Reason: add some more
jnn7404 is offline  
post #15 of 49 (permalink) Old 07-08-2007, 03:51 PM
Knee Dragger
'07 Rally Veteran
 
psychochild28's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: TN
Posts: 890
Send a message via AIM to psychochild28
ummm..... but OUCH!!

Glad to hear ur ok...

Focus is the ability to believe in your goal even as your path twists and turns.
psychochild28 is offline  
post #16 of 49 (permalink) Old 07-08-2007, 03:53 PM
 
Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 454
Wow, that totally sucks but damn that is a funny story
bikergal is offline  
post #17 of 49 (permalink) Old 07-08-2007, 04:23 PM
 
Join Date: May 2005
Posts: 4,082
what are the odds of that happening?! only you, OSP...
itgirl25 is offline  
post #18 of 49 (permalink) Old 07-08-2007, 04:29 PM
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 3,420
I am not gay or anything, but a bee stung peter is a medical oddity I would be interested in seeing.....
byron12 is offline  
post #19 of 49 (permalink) Old 07-08-2007, 04:34 PM
 
Join Date: May 2005
Posts: 614
OSP, Tell me you asked at least one nurse to suck the poison out!

Tell me you didn't let an opportunity like that go to waste!

glad you're OK! and yes, this story will be hilarious in a few years (Hey, it's pretty funny now!)

Chuckademus is offline  
post #20 of 49 (permalink) Old 07-08-2007, 04:38 PM Thread Starter
Banned
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 11,673
Quote:
Originally Posted by marko138 View Post
You can keep those to yourself, pal.
Oops... Then don't check your reps.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Twain View Post
Is it wrong that I find so much amusement in another's pain?
That's why I posted it... I knew everyone would get a good laugh at my expense.

Quote:
Originally Posted by King Bob View Post
sorry, but I really cant help laughing at that one. hey, natural penis enlargment though. 100% natural, guaranteed to work, but hurts like hell.
You might be on to something Bob... I might have to market this... VERY carefully.

Quote:
Originally Posted by itgirl25 View Post
what are the odds of that happening?! only you, OSP...
No chit right... Story of my life.

Quote:
Originally Posted by byron12 View Post
I am not gay or anything, but a bee stung peter is a medical oddity I would be interested in seeing.....
It really doesn't look like much (heh, that's what she said). It's just swollen... Just at the end though... So it looks like bowling ball in a tube sock.... Well it did anyway... the swelling has really gone down.

Anyway, I just hit the john for the first time since... I had to sit down to avoid spraying everywhere...
OneSickPsycho is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the TwoWheelForum: Motorcycle and Sportbike forums forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in










Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode



Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome