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View Poll Results: Which is worse?
Having your girl friend find out you're married 0 0%
Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your junk 1 4.76%
Finding out your junk fits through your wedding ring. 17 80.95%
Finding out Tater's whore of an ex-wife shrunk your junk with her mind powers so the ring would fit 3 14.29%
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post #1 of 31 (permalink) Old 07-17-2007, 03:11 PM Thread Starter
 
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Wedding Ring...true story

True Story from Houston Medical Center

A man went to the ER to have his wedding ring cut off from his p*nis. According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his junk while he was asleep.

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post #2 of 31 (permalink) Old 07-17-2007, 03:13 PM
 
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#3 for certain...
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This should be a poll, but I vote option 3 is the worst.
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#3 for sure
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that guy probably looked like this after he woke up ->


the gf sounds alil crazy

we all know crazy chick=wild sex...til she does something like this

oh yea, #3, definatly. he'll never live this story down
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Damn I didn't even think of making this a poll. Someone sent it to me in an email. I chose #3
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I bet that sh*t hurt

You should still be able to make it a poll

n Yea #3 lol
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Oh #3 for sure. But wait, if he was that small why was she even with him???
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Added a poll!!
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awww poor lil' guy got stuck in a lil' ring... so sad....

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At least she didn't give him a prince albert with it.
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At least she didn't give him a prince albert with it.
oh stop it ya making me hurt now
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Aww muffin, it'll be otay!!

What I want to know is how could he sleep through that???
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Aww muffin, it'll be otay!!

What I want to know is how could he sleep through that???
Drugs... lots of them...
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How would he not feel her messing with his junk while he sleeping. I dont care how tired I was, somebody touches me down there there when Im sleeping, Im up and ready to.
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Aww muffin, it'll be otay!!

What I want to know is how could he sleep through that???
She wore him out first????
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Slipped him a roofy, then wore him out maybe
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Oh holy f**k.... that's good *****.

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Oh #3 for sure. But wait, if he was that small why was she even with him???
Ah, love makes us do stupid things (and makes us marry small penises... ) Luckily, some of us learn from our mistakes....
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Oh holy f**k.... that's good *****.



Ah, love makes us do stupid things (and makes us marry small penises... ) Luckily, some of us learn from our mistakes....
To marry for $$$ n not penis size eh
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