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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-30-2004, 12:28 PM Thread Starter
 
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New Primus dvd

I'm slacking, it's been out for two weeks, but I didn't know about it. Buying it today, cranking it tonight.

http://www.primusville.com/
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-30-2004, 12:52 PM
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Aren't they the ones that did the "big Brown Beaver" song?
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They also do the Southpark song. Those aren't typical of what their music is, but you'd be hard pressed to find a better bassist than Les Claypool.
He tried out for Metallica in the 80s and they told him no way, he needs to be on his own.
I seem to remeber that you play the guitar? I can't remember, but musically Primus is on a level all their own. Not to mention, Claypool writes some of the funniest lyrics around.

WYNONA'S BIG BROWN BEAVER

Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
and she shows it off to all her friends.
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,
So she caged him up with cyclone fence.

Along came Lou with the old baboon
And said "Recognize that smell?"
"Smells like seven layers,
That beaver eats Taco Bell."

Now Rex he was a Texan out of New Orleans
And he travelled with the carnival shows.
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
And he candied up his nose.

He got wind of the big brown beaver
So he though he'd take himself a peek,
But the beaver was quick
And grabbed him by the kiwis.
Now he ain't pissed for a week.

(And a half!)

Now Wynona took her big brown beaver,
And she stuck him up in the air.
Said "I sure do love this big brown beaver
And I wish I did have a pair."

Now the beaver onces slept for seven days
And it gave us all an awful fright.
So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch
And the bastard tried to bite me.

Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time.
She pricked her finger one day and it
Occurred to her she might have a porcupine.
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I'm not sure how you could interpret that song as anything but funny!
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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 11-30-2004, 01:49 PM
 
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LMAO.....I remember that song! I have a feeling this thread is gonna get jacked...LOL
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Primus is badazz.

The older fellers here may remember this song, or before that, Jerry was a Race Car Driver.

My name is Mud
Not to be confused with Bill or Jack or Pete or Dennis
My name is mud and it's always been
'Cause I'm the most boring sons-a-bitch you've ever seen
I dress in blue-yes navy blue
From head to toe I'm rather drab except my patent shoes
I make 'em shine, well most the time
'Cept today my feet are troddin' on by this friend of mine
Six foot two and rude as hell
I got to get him in the ground before he starts to smell

My name is Mud

My name is Mud,
but call me Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie
That's long for Mud, so I've been told
Told that by this sonsabitch that lies before me bloated blue and cold
I've got my pride, I drink my wine
I'd drink the finest except I haven't earned a dime in several months
Or were it years
The breath on that fat bastard could bring any man to tears
We had our words, a common spat
So I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat

My name is Mud
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