I have never liked cops much but have always tossed around the idea of becoming one. I figure I could be one of the few "cool" ones- and enjoy all the perks. Like speeding, using the safety lane as a passing lane, kicking peoples a$$es when they piss me off (and getting away with it), skimming from drug busts, ect ect. The other day I was in stop and go traffic- a motorcycle cop comes buzzing by in the safety lane- i figured maybe to direct traffic- nope- he turns into a Chinese restaraunt... must have been lunch time. It got me to thinking- man what better job then where you can break the law all you want and get away with it.