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post #1 of 41 (permalink) Old 07-25-2007, 10:28 AM Thread Starter
 
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Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings


PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.



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post #2 of 41 (permalink) Old 07-25-2007, 10:46 AM
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I wonder if people follow her around from job to job.....
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Damn I cant see pic.
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Damn I cant see pic.
Nothing special, just massive boobs on a small frame. She's fully dressed.
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All i can say is wow.
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Nothing special, just massive boobs on a small frame. She's fully dressed.
Its still worth a look.
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Its still worth a look.
You know I'll probably be the first man in the world to admit this but those are too big some people need to learn where to draw the line with silicone... I like'em firm not big and droopy.
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You know I'll probably be the first man in the world to admit this but those are too big some people need to learn where to draw the line with silicone... I like'em firm not big and droopy.
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You know I'll probably be the first man in the world to admit this but those are too big some people need to learn where to draw the line with silicone... I like'em firm not big and droopy.
Those are store bought for sure... They don't get any more firm than that...

She's not very cute in the face either... at least in that pic... I'd still pound her like John Henry laid RR spikes...
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And I thought mine were big ( . )( . )

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And I thought mine were big ( . )( . )

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She could seriously down-size those and be one hell of a lot better looking. Wonder if she asked for "biggie size" or "super size"?

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I like her 'credentials'!!
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looks like a photoshop to me





















A mesmerizing photoshop, indeed.
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Phenix-- She asked for Hugo sized like a Micky D's coke.

Prob is photo shopped... Funny joke none the less.

And on Size... anything over a C and the woman wasted her money buying them. A is a bit too small to enjoy.. B is certainly cool with me and nice C's that are firm are amazing.. D's even if firm are just nasty (to me persoanlly, no offense to those packing em around.) cuz in 10 years they will not be firm anymore.
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