And on Spears
It's wonderful news. The world should rejoice that, in these scary times, Britney Spears is pregnant again. But she's even more crazed than previously thought.
Who's the daddy? Odds on it's Kevin Federline, who has reportedly been getting his feet back under the table and his balls back under her perineum. This will solve Kevin's career problems, the main one being that he doesn't have a career, or indeed a personality, unless Britney is in the same room.
Let's face it, following her recent behaviour, it could well be the second coming of the Messiah. What else could drive a woman this mad?
As for Britters' descent into craziness, more is coming out about that OK! interview and photoshoot. The New York Post's Page Six has the whole sordid story, including comments from the wonderful Lainey Gossip site, but here are the highlights.
Not only did Spears wipe chicken-greasy fingers on a $274 dress and clean up dog **** with a $6,700 Zac Posen gown, she also did a runner with $12,861 worth of jewellery, a $974 Vera Wang dress, $380 Lanvin heels and a $281 Pucci scarf. Oops!
And just to **** it up completely, by fleeing the shoot she lost all control of the pictures and editorial content. She was asking for $1m for the whole deal, but as she did a runner in the middle of it, OK! has been able right off the bill to a big fat nothing!
Last edited by TaintedLove; 07-25-2007 at 07:38 PM.