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The TP Dilemma.

So the other day I decided that Charmin was not working for me... Sure, it's soft and it does a good enough job of cleaning my bum, but it tends to fall apart and leave lotsa dingleberries. So I made the conscious decision to change to the cheapo 1000 grit Value-Time poopy paper... Just officially made the switched today, and my first experience is very promising. Yeah, it's thin, my hemmoroids hate me, but damnit it cleans me up better and doesn't leave me with itchy dingleberry ladden sphincter syndrome.

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flock that sand paper chyt
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Quilted Northern is where it's at!
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I am going to start advocating it.

Perhaps if you keep using it, your butthole will build up callousses so it won't be so rough...
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I am going to start advocating it.

Perhaps if you keep using it, your butthole will build up callousses so it won't be so rough...
no thanks had enuff of that chyt in the desert.
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Perhaps if you keep using it, your butthole will build up callousses so it won't be so rough...
If there's one place I don't want callouses....




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no thanks had enuff of that chyt in the desert.
I want a POWER AZZHOLE to go with my ENERGY LEGS!!!

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nothing better...
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john wayne tp is not the way to go.
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This will take care of the dingleberries...

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This will take care of the dingleberries...

AWESOME!!!

So on the news right now, just before cutting to commercial, they showed a massive TP'ing...
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I say just run the water hose in the bathroom window and get out that super spray nozzle. who needs a bidet anyway...Plus if you option for it, you can get an enema to boot!
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I say just run the water hose in the bathroom window and get out that super spray nozzle. who needs a bidet anyway...Plus if you option for it, you can get an enema to boot!



There are so many things wrong with this thread, it frightens me...
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I say just run the water hose in the bathroom window and get out that super spray nozzle. who needs a bidet anyway...Plus if you option for it, you can get an enema to boot!
Excellent idea...
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Charmin is my favorite TP when you can find the regular rolls. The charmin wont fall apart and come down off of the trees when it rains like the cheap **** will. It makes is that much harder to get out. And I realize I went the wrong way with this thread.
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Charmin is my favorite TP when you can find the regular rolls. The charmin wont fall apart and come down off of the trees when it rains like the cheap **** will. It makes is that much harder to get out. And I realize I went the wrong way with this thread.
No, no, this is a way better route than the one this train was initially headed on!
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Try baby wipes then use the Tp wipe dry wipe dry whala clean bum. LOL
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Try baby wipes then use the Tp wipe dry wipe dry whala clean bum. LOL
baby wipes? kinda of wussy @ss **** is that
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I have to use the thousand grit crap at school when restocking bathrooms. FUGG THAT.
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