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post #1 of 16 (permalink) Old 12-04-2004, 02:04 PM Thread Starter
 
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1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find
that when women make love they produce amounts of
the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and
skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances
of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes.
The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your
skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled
on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up.
It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in
the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps,
and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It
releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing
a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling
of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be
offered. The sexually active body gives off greater
quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These
subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT
IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away
Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the
teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes
decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking
session can release the tension that restricts blood
vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose.
Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat
asthma and hay fever.
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post #2 of 16 (permalink) Old 12-04-2004, 02:42 PM
 
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Damnit...why am I still sittin at the computer?
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I know why I'm at the computer! Hubby had a DJ gig tonight and won't be home until late tonight! DAMN IT! Looks like I got a date with the home bar and billiards and a movie...LOL
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post #4 of 16 (permalink) Old 12-04-2004, 05:24 PM
 
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Well geez, u can't imagine what was going thru my head when I saw the title of this thread!!
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post #5 of 16 (permalink) Old 12-04-2004, 06:05 PM
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Well geez, u can't imagine what was going thru my head when I saw the title of this thread!!

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post #6 of 16 (permalink) Old 12-04-2004, 07:05 PM
 
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3 times so far today and plenty of hours left in the day!!!!!!
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post #7 of 16 (permalink) Old 12-04-2004, 10:47 PM
 
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let me complete the title of the thread - .... is a f'ing joke..

Give me another f'ing whiskey sour.. I am tired of this bs..
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post #8 of 16 (permalink) Old 12-05-2004, 04:36 AM
 
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Damnit...why am I still sittin at the computer?
Because you live too far away from me.
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post #9 of 16 (permalink) Old 12-05-2004, 11:31 AM
 
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9. Sex actually relieves headaches.
Now we can tell them when they say they have a headache we can make it go away. LOL Cheaper then buying a lot of pills.
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post #10 of 16 (permalink) Old 12-05-2004, 06:34 PM
 
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I feel funny now, but in a good way.
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post #11 of 16 (permalink) Old 12-06-2004, 11:20 AM
 
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Now we can tell them when they say they have a headache we can make it go away. LOL Cheaper then buying a lot of pills.

Yes you try that line alot! LOL Very interesting though!!

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled
on during that romantic dinner.

Yea but then you gain it right back when you quietly tip toe out into the kitchen to grab a snack to boost up your energy for yet another round!! It is a vicious circle!
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post #12 of 16 (permalink) Old 12-06-2004, 11:23 AM
 
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I tried using #9 lastnight and she wasn't having any of it. I tried.
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post #13 of 16 (permalink) Old 12-06-2004, 09:36 PM
 
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[QUOTE=bumblebee]

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking
session can release the tension that restricts blood
vessels in the brain.

[email protected]! Can't use that excuse anymore!
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post #14 of 16 (permalink) Old 12-06-2004, 09:46 PM
 
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9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking
session can release the tension that restricts blood
vessels in the brain.

[email protected]! Can't use that excuse anymore!
u mean that was just an excuse??????
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u mean that was just an excuse??????
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post #16 of 16 (permalink) Old 12-07-2004, 11:36 AM
 
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I tried using #9 lastnight and she wasn't having any of it. I tried.
Try Goody's Headache Powder. Dip your unit in water, sprinkle on the Goody's and ask her if she wants to take it orally or anally.. lol..
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