Have you seen a movie called "Rustlers Rhapsody" starring Tom Berenger? It's a brilliant send-up of the old westerns.
Tom plays Rex O'Herlihan, "The Singing Cowboy", who travels from town to town, righting wrongs, and fighting the evil cattle baron,or the evil railroad man. He tries to explain to the town drunk, that all these western towns are the same...
Have you got a new, very purty, but slightly asexual schoolmarm?
Yeah, we do! Is the town blacksmith a big happy fella who only gets angry when you burn down his barn!
Yeah, He is! And I bet you've got the railroad comin' through!
Yeah.....You really do know everything. Hey, do all these small towns have a town drunk?