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Satan vs, Biker

One day a biker dies and finds himself in hell.
As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil...
>>Satan: 'Why so glum?'
>>Biker: 'What do you think? I'm in hell!'
>>Satan: 'Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here.
>>You a drinking man?'
>>Biker: 'Sure, I love to drink.'
>>Satan: 'Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all
>>we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, Tab, and Fresca. We drink 'til we throw up, and then we drink some more! And you don't have to worry about getting a hangover, because you're dead anyway.'
>>Biker : 'Gee that sounds great!'
>>Satan: 'You a smoker?'
>>Biker : 'You better believe it'
>Satan: 'All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays We get the finest cigars
from all over the world, and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie, you're already dead, remember?'
>>Biker : 'Wow...that's awesome!'
>>Satan: 'I bet you like to gamble.'
>>Biker : 'Why, yes, as a matter of fact I do.'
>>Satan: 'Good, 'cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps,
blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, itdoesn't matter, you're dead anyhow.'
>>Biker : 'Cool!'
>>Satan: 'What about Drugs?'
>>Biker : 'Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...?'
>>Satan: 'That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great
>>big bowl of crack or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want. You're dead so who cares.'
>>Biker : 'Wow! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!'
>>Satan: 'You gay?'
>>Biker : 'No...'
>>Satan: 'Ooooh, Fridays are gonna be tough...'



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I don't believe I didn't see that one coming. LOL
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