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post #1 of 38 (permalink) Old 08-27-2007, 11:38 AM Thread Starter
 
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Sooo... my office building is on lockdown...

Hostage situation at an apartment a block over. We're on total lockdown; no one in, no one out... including truck drivers (this is going to mess up shipping something fierce!)

Whole area is crawling with SWAT, undercover cops all up and down our street (it's a dead end, with a narrow strip of homes and woods separating us from the scene)...

To make matters .. well... more interesting.. .there's a man who lives in one of the other apartments (he's the brother of a woman who used to work here, so we all know him) who's a Vietnam Vet, who ... well... never came back. He's super nice, but a wee bit insane (and I mean that seriously).

He hears what's going on, and puts on his full camo garb, and goes crawling around on the ground, under the bushes/hedges... LUCKILY police didn't shoot him, but now they're detaining him, making him sit on the curb down the block till the ordeal is over (they won't let anyone return to their homes right now)... so he's all upset/freaking out...

Anyone wanna come bring me some lunch via helicopter?
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Hostage situation at an apartment a block over. We're on total lockdown; no one in, no one out... including truck drivers (this is going to mess up shipping something fierce!)

Whole area is crawling with SWAT, undercover cops all up and down our street (it's a dead end, with a narrow strip of homes and woods separating us from the scene)...

To make matters .. well... more interesting.. .there's a man who lives in one of the other apartments (he's the brother of a woman who used to work here, so we all know him) who's a Vietnam Vet, who ... well... never came back. He's super nice, but a wee bit insane (and I mean that seriously).

He hears what's going on, and puts on his full camo garb, and goes crawling around on the ground, under the bushes/hedges... LUCKILY police didn't shoot him, but now they're detaining him, making him sit on the curb down the block till the ordeal is over (they won't let anyone return to their homes right now)... so he's all upset/freaking out...

Anyone wanna come bring me some lunch via helicopter?
Order a pizza.
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Hostage situation at an apartment a block over. We're on total lockdown; no one in, no one out... including truck drivers (this is going to mess up shipping something fierce!)

Whole area is crawling with SWAT, undercover cops all up and down our street (it's a dead end, with a narrow strip of homes and woods separating us from the scene)...

To make matters .. well... more interesting.. .there's a man who lives in one of the other apartments (he's the brother of a woman who used to work here, so we all know him) who's a Vietnam Vet, who ... well... never came back. He's super nice, but a wee bit insane (and I mean that seriously).

He hears what's going on, and puts on his full camo garb, and goes crawling around on the ground, under the bushes/hedges... LUCKILY police didn't shoot him, but now they're detaining him, making him sit on the curb down the block till the ordeal is over (they won't let anyone return to their homes right now)... so he's all upset/freaking out...

Anyone wanna come bring me some lunch via helicopter?


Atleast your having an exciting day If news crew comes by the office, put on your TWF shirt.

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is everyone standing at the windows with Popcorn??
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well that ain't cool... hope no one gets shot...

but about the vet crawling around...
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Damn girl! Sounds better then just the daily grind of the 9-5. *hands her an M-14 and yells TAKE COVER*
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Atleast your having an exciting day If news crew comes by the office, put on your TWF shirt.
Hmmm... well at least I'm lookin' kinda hot today if I end up on the news...

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is everyone standing at the windows with Popcorn??
No, really the Pres and the Controller are the only offices on that side of the building with windows...

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well that ain't cool... hope no one gets shot...

but about the vet crawling around...
I KNOW!!! I'm just glad HE didn't get shot!!!

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Damn girl! Sounds better then just the daily grind of the 9-5. *hands her an M-14 and yells TAKE COVER*
I dunno... I like some excitement now and then, but this isn't exactly what I had in mind!!
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yeah really... I'll take some vid for YouTube... (or what's that new news show on FoxNews where it's all viewer submitted stories... )
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Did you guys see the ad at the bottom of the page. Opsgear Tactical.
LMAO...... Seems the Google ads are thinking along the same lines as RRH!
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Come on... we want pics!! OH wait!!!

Take off your top and bra and run outside screaming!! That should be entertaining!




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Come on... we want pics!! OH wait!!!

Take off your top and bra and run outside screaming!! That should be entertaining!
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Come on... we want pics!! OH wait!!!

Take off your top and bra and run outside screaming!! That should be entertaining!
Great, so then I'm "crazy topless lady" on the evening news....
















(well, not like it'd be the first time I've been called that... on the news... )
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Great, so then I'm "crazy topless lady" on the evening news....
















(well, not like it'd be the first time I've been called that... on the news... )
What's wrong with that as long as I have the non-censored pics!!




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Atleast your having an exciting day If news crew comes by the office, put on your TWF shirt.
yeah, represent girl!



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Take off your top and bra and run outside screaming!! That should be entertaining!
now THAT would be some news to watch.

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yeah, represent girl!





now THAT would be some news to watch.
Hey I know a nice rack when I see one! lol.
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