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post #1 of 47 (permalink) Old 08-27-2007, 10:07 PM Thread Starter
 
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Men don't Listen

They say Men don't listen...
Mark, a loving husband, was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was really ticked off at him. She told him, "tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE." The next morning, Mark got up really early before work. When his wife woke up a couple of hours later, she looked out the window, and sure enough, there was a small gift-wrapped box sitting in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and took the box into the house.

She opened it, and found a brand new bathroom scale.

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cute.

she asked, and she recieved.

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That made my night!
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haha nice one.
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post #9 of 47 (permalink) Old 08-28-2007, 12:14 AM
 
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lol the last part about the visitors makes the joke 100 times funnier
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It's time for Mark to trade in and get a newer sportier model.

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It's time for Mark to trade in and get a newer sportier model.
High speed, low drag?
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She got what she deserved.
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She got what she deserved.
...and so did the husband!
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...and so did the husband!
You can bet she kicked his ass!!!
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You can bet she kicked his ass!!!

That was good! Thanks for posting!!
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