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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 12-07-2004, 05:27 AM Thread Starter
 
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Let's talk politics

Dan Rather of CBS news was seated next to little Tommy on the plane when Rather turned to the boy and said, "Let's talk, I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passengers. Little Tommy, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to Rather, "What would you like to discuss?"
Oh, I don't know" said Rather, "How about politics? Should we keep Bush as president or elect Kerry?"
"OK" said Little Tommy, "That could be an interesting topic but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out flat patties, and a horse excretes clumps of dried grass. Why doyou think that is?"
"Jeez" said Rather, "I have no idea." "Well then" said Little Tommy, How is it you feel qualified to discuss who should run this country when you don't know sh!^.
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Topic of this thread had be ready to lock!
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post #3 of 9 (permalink) Old 12-07-2004, 07:25 AM
 
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Bumblebee, you should be flogged for even thinking of naming a thread like this!!!
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post #5 of 9 (permalink) Old 12-07-2004, 10:50 AM
 
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btw bumblbee..between this one and the other joke about the hookers eye falling out, I think that TAN ur flaunting so much may be affecting your brain.
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post #6 of 9 (permalink) Old 12-07-2004, 11:30 AM
 
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That was great bee.. lol.. I saw the topic and thought oh damn a war is brewing.. Very nice..
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That was great bee.. lol.. I saw the topic and thought oh damn a war is brewing.. Very nice..
Me too, but ironically none of us could pass up a peek, now could we
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lol that was awesome dude
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post #9 of 9 (permalink) Old 12-08-2004, 07:52 PM
 
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Man, Bee, I saw the title of this thread and thought "Here we go"... But you sure know how to get people's attention!
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