This wasted moment of your time is brought to you by the people who just don't care
A Sportbiker is checking out a gorgeous redhead. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket. The biker reaches up, snatches it out of the air and hands it back to her. "I'm so embarrassed," the woman says. "Please join me for dinner." They enjoy a wonderful meal together, and afterward she invites him to the theater, followed by drinks. She pays for everything. Then she asks him to her place for a nightcap, and to stay for breakfast. The next morning the guy is amazed. "Are you this nice to every biker you meet?" he asks. "Not usually," she replies. "But you just happened to catch my eye."