11 Things You Should Not Say To The Cops
The people who just don't care offer another waste of your time
1. I canít reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didnít realize my radar detector wasnít plugged in.
3. Arenít you that guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you mustíve been doiní about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are you Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. Youíre not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! Thatís terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. When the Officer says ďGee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?Ē You probably shouldnít respond with, ďGee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?