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post #1 of 59 (permalink) Old 09-12-2007, 12:08 PM Thread Starter
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Ouch .. i will fix it..



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I think she may need CPR and a heart massage?

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First you would need to strip her down make sure she is okay ..

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I am NOT going to make a post offering to check for internal injuries, I am NOT going to make a post offering to check for internal injuries, I am NOT going to make a post offering to check for internal injuries, I am NOT going to make a post offering to check for internal injuries, ......

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post #7 of 59 (permalink) Old 09-12-2007, 12:35 PM
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I'd need to remove those pants to make sure we get all the rocks out out of her road rash.
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Maybe the dumb bit*h will buy some gear now.
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I would give her a quick disrespecting in the mud right then and there, and then take her bike.
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I am NOT going to make a post offering to check for internal injuries, I am NOT going to make a post offering to check for internal injuries, I am NOT going to make a post offering to check for internal injuries, I am NOT going to make a post offering to check for internal injuries, ......


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i'd give her 5 minutes of bliss and then one minute of complete disappointment.
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i'd give her 5 minutes of bliss and then one minute of complete disappointment.
So you'd hand her to me for 5 minutes and then take her yourself for a 1 minute sloppy seconds? j/k
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something like that ceo
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See why we had to revoke your man card already.

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i'd give her 5 minutes of bliss and then one minute of complete disappointment.
LOL ... its all about SELF-satisfaction bro- Its pointless trying to keep a chick happy anyway- save your time and money!
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kinda harsh there, eh?

looks like she stripped down her gear to check out the injuries. problem is, her leather pants weren't track approved.

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Maybe the dumb bit*h will buy some gear now.
her arm ad side aren't dirty like her leg so i'm guessin she had on a jacket and helmet.. she is wearing boots and the only problem I see is that her leather pants were designed to be worn while dancing on a bar and not for draging knees...


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LOL ... its all about SELF-satisfaction bro- Its pointless trying to keep a chick happy anyway- save your time and money!
reminds me of that riddle: how long does it take for a woman to have an orgasm..... correct answer... who cares!


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kinda harsh there, eh?

looks like she stripped down her gear to check out the injuries. problem is, her leather pants weren't track approved.

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they are definately Tater's bedroom approved.........

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her arm ad side aren't dirty like her leg so i'm guessin she had on a jacket and helmet.. she is wearing boots and the only problem I see is that her leather pants were designed to be worn while dancing on a bar and not for draging knees...




reminds me of that riddle: how long does it take for a woman to have an orgasm..... correct answer... who cares!




they are definately Tater's bedroom approved.........
If you look good she has one shoe/boot on which tells me they werent riding boots either
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