Saw this posted on another forum, and found it pretty interesting... Really, male or female, there's things here EVERYONE should know how to do....
(here's the article - http://www.popularmechanics.com/blog...s/4221635.html
So how many do you know how to do?
The List: How to...
1. Patch a radiator hose
2. Protect your computer
3. Rescue a boater who as capsized
4. Frame a wall
5. Retouch digital photos
6. Back up a trailer
7. Build a campfire
8. Fix a dead outlet
9. Navigate with a map and compass
10. Use a torque wrench
11. Sharpen a knife
12. Perform CPR
13. Fillet a fish
14. Maneuver a car out of a skid
15. Get a car unstuck
16. Back up data
17. Paint a room
18. Mix concrete
19. Clean a bolt-action rifle
20. Change oil and filter
21. Hook up an HDTV
22. Bleed brakes
23. Paddle a canoe
24. Fix a bike flat
25. Extend your wireless network
1. Patch? Fluck that... I'm replacing that mutha...
2. My computer has copious amounts of porn... It's glazed... is that considered protection?
3. After grabbing the floating cooler full of beer...
4. I'd rather pay a Mexican $0.08 an hour to do that for me...
5. Retouch a photo? Fluck that...
6. One of the many things I marvel about my father... He's a flucking pro at that chit... I can do it, but it's difficult and generally involves a lot of four letter words...
7. 87 octane, a newspaper, and no eyebrows later... it's smores...
8. See Mexican.
9. Yeah right... if I'm ever in a position in which I have only a map and a compass, I'm eating the guy next to me... GPS FTW!!!
10. What kind of retard can't use a torque wrench...
11. I just buy a new knife.
12. Only on hot chicks with massive mammaries...
13. Fluck that... Red Lobster rocks.
14. Out of a skid? I purposefully skid all the time... great fun...
15. Unstuck from what?
16. The only data I have is stolen off the internet... Bit torrent is my backup plan...
19. Semi-auto or nothing.
21. Fluck HDTV.
23. Fluck canoes... I need a 140 Evinrude...
24. With a new tire...
25. Like stealing your neighbor's internet connection? Been there, done that...
Shouldn't find the clitoris be on there too?