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post #1 of 16 (permalink) Old 12-08-2004, 11:32 AM Thread Starter
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I see you have some time to waste today, so here goes...

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don’t do the following, your husband will surely die:
“Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant and make sure he’s in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal he can take to work. And for dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don’t burden him with chores, as this could further his stress. Don’t discuss your problems with him it will only make his stress worse. Try to relax your husband in the evening by wearing lingerie and giving him plenty of back rubs. Encourage him to watch some type of team sporting event on TV. And, most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim.

“If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely.”

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, “What did the doctor say?”

“You’re gonna die,” she replied.
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stop encouraging him..he needs help




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stop encouraging him..he needs help
No, he needs his own joke thread, so that when I need a good laugh, I know where to go!

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thats what im thinking..hhhmm...that way he can laugh at himself whenever he wants too.




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thats what im thinking..hhhmm...that way he can laugh at himself whenever he wants too.
I second that, especially since many of us quit laughing a couple of dozen jokes ago.
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Hey, I do laugh everytime I re-read the fair fight one!!
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Hey, I do laugh everytime I re-read the fair fight one!!
being able to laught atyourself is good quality to have

but one more joke outta u, and ur getting ur own thread..




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being able to laught atyourself is good quality to have

but one more joke outta u, and ur getting ur own thread..
You make that sound like a bad thing....

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that was great!

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ahh women... thats funny.

wish i could tell jokes, i only know one.
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post #13 of 16 (permalink) Old 05-04-2013, 01:00 AM
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I see you have some time to waste today, so here goes...

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don’t do the following, your husband will surely die:
“Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant and make sure he’s in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal he can take to work. And for dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don’t burden him with chores, as this could further his stress. Don’t discuss your problems with him it will only make his stress worse. Try to relax your husband in the evening by wearing lingerie and giving him plenty of back rubs. Encourage him to watch some type of team sporting event on TV. And, most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim.

“If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely.”

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, “What did the doctor say?”

“You’re gonna die,” she replied.
I relate this old thread to my life. Being so busy i hardly find to time to relax and enjoy life with my wife. I am asking her to do bit of change in lifestyle like wearing lingerie and other stuff in night to get some enjoying moments. This thread is very useful for husbands like me. Thanks
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I relate this old thread to my life. Being so busy i hardly find to time to relax and enjoy life with my wife. I am asking her to do bit of change in lifestyle like wearing lingerie and other stuff in night to get some enjoying moments. This thread is very useful for husbands like me. Thanks
Any other husband appreciating the post?
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Haha, cmon guys. That was funny!
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I think that is so sweet.. lol
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