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post #1 of 15 (permalink) Old 12-08-2004, 11:37 AM Thread Starter
 
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meeting singles at the grocery

A young woman shopping at the grocery store goes to the express lane with the following items:
1 pint of milk
1 short loaf of bread
1 small jar of peanut butter
1 grapefruit
1 pack of single-serving canned tuna
1 box of instant soup mix
1 small jar of spaghetti sauce
1 frozen dinner

The young man at the register scans each of the items and says to the young lady, “Well, I guess you’re single, aren’t you?”

With a blush and a smile, she rolls her eyes wistfully and says, “Gee, how could you tell?”

“Because you’re ugly.”
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post #2 of 15 (permalink) Old 12-08-2004, 03:04 PM
 
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OK, bumblebee, its getting and closer to an official TWF BAD Joke thread..
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OK, bumblebee, its getting and closer to an official TWF BAD Joke thread..
Bad, But funny, C'mon, don't tell me you didn't laugh...especially at the fair fight one.
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LOL... OKay so I DID chuckle... after I said, "Awww, that was harsh!"
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Bad, But funny, C'mon, don't tell me you didn't laugh...especially at the fair fight one.

yeah yeah yeah, it wasnt tooooo bad.
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Bee...STOP posting this BS and go out and ride!!! DAMMIT!!! If I can't at least somebody should!!!!




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Bee...STOP posting this BS and go out and ride!!! DAMMIT!!! If I can't at least somebody should!!!!

I'm with ya there!! Today would have been great, temp almost to 80!! It was just that all day rain and drizzle that sucked!!!!
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post #8 of 15 (permalink) Old 12-08-2004, 07:42 PM
 
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Ya know Bee, I'm not a person who likes jokes, but I actually like yours! So guys, don't be too harsh on him. Besides, the way things are lately, I need a good laugh. So bring it on Bee!
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Ya know Bee, I'm not a person who likes jokes, but I actually like yours! So guys, don't be too harsh on him. Besides, the way things are lately, I need a good laugh. So bring it on Bee!
So there Slimes...NA NA NA NA NANA!! At least someone here appreciates bad humor!!
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Oh, I know I've been slackin....

Bee you suck!!!




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HAHA That was pretty funny... Bad but funny
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LOL now that's gotta suck!!
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I laughed at it.
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that joke was GREAT! and it made me laugh almost as much as people getting hurt on AFV.
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thats wrong but i still laughed!!
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