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This is how you get out of your bar tab...

Thursday was a good night... I was wasted at the bar when this chick the next table over was talking about wanting to do a shot of 151... I said, the only thing 151 is good for is blowing fireballs... She said she'd buy me a shot if I'd blow the fireball... She bought me a double. ($14! ) I did it and the bar manager came over to inform me that I couldn't do that ... Then the waitress came over with another shot (on her) ... A guy I was with busts out his digital camera and it was on... What the video doesn't show is 30 seconds later the bar manager is back and tells me to leave... I didn't even have to pay my tab!

I wish I would have known that they were shooting video cause I look like a jackass counting down... I thought they were going to take a picture... The first one I blew was better... I lit my index and middle fingers on fire to blow it, but had trouble putting it out... I usually have a towel on hand to put it out... Alas, I was drunk and not thinking so I almost flucked myself up...

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post #2 of 33 (permalink) Old 09-15-2007, 06:00 PM
 
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actually my regular drink is a 151 and coke...

but yes fireballs are fun too........
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oh yeah i forgot


WORD TO YOUR MUTHA! ...............ICE ICE BABY....
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'makes note to have 151 @08 rally.'
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"ice ice baby"



NO I REALLY NEED SOME MOTHER ****ING ICE NOW
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'makes note to have 151 @08 rally.'
Kerosene works best.
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Kerosene works best.
well i figgured ya rather drink 151 instead kero taste like PooP.


Got ya bike fixed yet??
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well i figgured ya rather drink 151 instead kero taste like PooP.


Got ya bike fixed yet??
The point is not to drink it... Kerosene produces brighter flames... And yes, it tastes like poo... 151 is what I prefer, but it's low flashpoint makes it a little more dangerous... however, it's crazy dangerous anyway so whatever...
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Here's a good example of how NOT to do it... Guy's a freakin' moron... WAY too much fuel.

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And another... RETARD.
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And another... RETARD.
spunked on em???
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Here's a good example of how NOT to do it... Guy's a freakin' moron... WAY too much fuel.


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WORD TO YOUR MUTHA! ...............ICE ICE BABY....
That was all I kept thinking... "Where the fluck IS he that they're playing "Ice Ice Baby."
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Here's a good example of how NOT to do it... Guy's a freakin' moron... WAY too much fuel.

YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEOOOWWWWWWWWWCH!
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That was all I kept thinking... "Where the fluck IS he that they're playing "Ice Ice Baby."
The DJ that night was pretty cool... Everyone was requesting hip-hop and whatnot... I got him to play KMFDM (A Drug Against War), Slipknot (Spit It Out), and Reverand Horton Heat (Galaxy 500)... Nobody but me enjoyed it... fluck 'em.
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'makes note to have 151 @08 rally.'
You do know I am going to be waking you f**kers up before 7am everyday.

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