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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 12-08-2004, 11:52 AM Thread Starter
 
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If Men Ran the World

[Hey guys, I know you think that men are in charge. You're wrong and I can prove it. If men truly ran the world...


Regis and Kathy Lee would be chained to a cement mixer and pushed off the Golden Gate Bridge for the most lucrative pay-per-view event in world history.

Instead of "beer-belly", you'd get "beer-biceps".

Tanks would be far easier to rent.

Telephones would cut off after 30 seconds of conversation.

Instead of a fancy, expensive engagement ring, you could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that said "You're #1!."

When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.

Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed as an acceptable response to "I love you".

The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.

At the end of the workday a whistle would blow and you would jump out of your window and slide down the tail of a brontosaurus and right into your car like Fred Flintstone.
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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 12-08-2004, 12:09 PM
 
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Telephones would cut off after 30 seconds of conversation."
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post #3 of 8 (permalink) Old 12-08-2004, 09:14 PM
 
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Ceo

bumblebee... i think you just might be the TWF CEO... congrats on the nomination..lol
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post #4 of 8 (permalink) Old 12-08-2004, 10:17 PM
 
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When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.
heck he would probably even change the channel on me at that point!!
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post #5 of 8 (permalink) Old 12-08-2004, 10:21 PM
 
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thats what picture in picture is for..
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post #6 of 8 (permalink) Old 12-08-2004, 11:01 PM
 
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heck he would probably even change the channel on me at that point!!
Either that or just press mute.
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post #7 of 8 (permalink) Old 12-08-2004, 11:11 PM
 
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Either that or just press mute.
yea I think he trys that now!
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post #8 of 8 (permalink) Old 12-10-2004, 11:26 AM
 
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Funny. I try the mute thing now and no go. LOL
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