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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 12-08-2004, 01:33 PM Thread Starter
 
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Another Joke?

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?"

"Sand," answered Juan.

The guard says, "We'll just see about that - get off the bike!"

The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the man's shoulders, and lets him cross the border. The next day, the same thing happens.

The guard asks, "What have you got?"

"Sand," says Juan.

The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to Juan, and Juan crosses the border on his bicycle. This sequence of events is repeated every day for a year. Finally, Juan doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a Cantina in Mexico.

"Hey, Buddy," says the guard, "I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about..... I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?"

Juan sips his beer and says, "Bicycles."
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I think we need to make an official joke thread!
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post #4 of 7 (permalink) Old 12-08-2004, 08:18 PM
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I think you're right! Use your pull with the moderator and get something done about this!!!




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I think you're right! Use your pull with the moderator and get something done about this!!!
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post #6 of 7 (permalink) Old 12-08-2004, 11:24 PM
 
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GO Juan! LOL
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post #7 of 7 (permalink) Old 12-09-2004, 06:07 AM Thread Starter
 
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A joke forum would be better. It will give us winterized people something to do over the winter.
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