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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-09-2004, 01:01 PM Thread Starter
 
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Pillsbury Dough Boy Dies




Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop. N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71. Fresh was buried in one of the largest funeral ceremonies in recent years. Dozens of celebrities turned out including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, and the Hostess Twinkies. The graveside was piled high with flours as longtime friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who “never knew how much he was kneaded.”
Fresh rose quickly in business, but later in life his career was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Still, even as a crusty old man he was a roll model for millions. Fresh is survived by his second wife. They have two children and one in the oven. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-09-2004, 01:03 PM
 
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That was hilarious! When I first started to read it I thought it was true story!
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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-09-2004, 06:03 PM
 
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I thought it was true as well. But after his other threads in the last couple days, I should have known.
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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-09-2004, 07:24 PM
 
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someone please get this man his own thread.
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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-09-2004, 07:32 PM
 
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Im thinking the same thing. He would feel even more special then, dont ya think..
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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-10-2004, 11:53 AM
 
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LOL That was funny. I also thought it was for real untill I saw the names of the ppl that were there. LOL
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