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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 09-26-2007, 08:46 AM Thread Starter
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Joke:

As A Woman Passes Her Daughter's Closed
Bedroom Door, She Heard A Strange
Buzzing Noise Coming From Within.

Opening The Door, She Observed Her
Daughter Giving Herself A Real
Workout With A Vibrator.

Shocked, She Asked: "what In The
World Are You Doing?"

The Daughter Replied: "mom, I'm 35 Years Old,
Unmarried, And This Is About As Close As
I'll Ever Get To A Husband. Please, Go
Away And Leave Me Alone."

The Next Day, The Girl's Father Heard The
Same Buzz Coming From The Other Side
Of The Closed Bedroom Door.

Upon Entering The Room, He Observed His
Daughter Making Passionate Love To
Her Vibrator.

To His Query As To What She Was Doing,
She Said: "dad I'm 35, Unmarried, And
This Is About As Close As I'll Ever
Get To A Husband. Please, Go
Away And Leave Me Alone."

A Couple Days Later, The Wife Came Home From
A Shopping Trip, Placed The Groceries On The
Kitchen Counter, & Heard That Buzzing Noise
Coming From, Of All Places, The Living Room.

She Entered That Area And Observed Her Husband
Sitting On The Couch, Sipping A Cold Beer, And
Staring At The Tv. The Vibrator Was Next To
Him On The Couch, Buzzing Like Crazy.

The Wife Asked: "what Are You Doing?"

The Husband Replied: "i'm Watching
Football With My Son-in-law."
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Oh that's cute...
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It is not about how hard you can hit! Its about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward!

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Gross and hilarious. I love it.
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Thats funny

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35 and still living with ma and pa... real winner there!

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my mom and dad got a kick outta that

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my mom and dad got a kick outta that
DISCLAIMER: This joke was not for the intended purpose of sharing with one's parents. (Unless you are from Ohio... )

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DISCLAIMER: This joke was not for the intended purpose of sharing with one's parents. (Unless you are from Ohio... )
haha yea yea....

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