Par for the course.......... - TwoWheelForum: Motorcycle and Sportbike forums
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 09-26-2007, 01:09 PM Thread Starter
PlayfulGod's Avatar
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Dalton, Georgia
Posts: 9,569
Send a message via AIM to PlayfulGod Send a message via MSN to PlayfulGod
Par for the course..........

There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of
his money, and
was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died he
said to his
wife, 'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the
casket with me.
I want to take my money to the after life with me.' And, so he got
his wife to
promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put
all of the
money in the casket with him.

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife
was sitting there in
black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished
the ceremony,
just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife
said, 'Wait just
a minute!' She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put
it in the
casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled
it away.

So her friend said, 'Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all
that money in
there with your husband.' The loyal wife replied,'Listen, I'm a
Christian, I can't go
back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money
in that
casket with him.'

'I sure did,' said the wife. 'I got it all together,put it into my
account and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can
spend it.'
PlayfulGod is offline  
Sponsored Links
post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 09-26-2007, 01:10 PM
TWF Champion
SVRider's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Fargo, ND
Posts: 3,631
Send a message via Yahoo to SVRider
Old one, but good

Originally Posted by drewpy View Post
they make the one i posted in a strap on version
SVRider is offline  
post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old 09-26-2007, 01:11 PM
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 11,673
OneSickPsycho is offline  
Sponsored Links

Quick Reply

Register Now

In order to be able to post messages on the TwoWheelForum: Motorcycle and Sportbike forums forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:


Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome