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How to become thin

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And yes I'd hit it many times over!




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Yes!

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Here is a great doctor to see once you start you diet.

HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?

A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... Don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?

A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?

A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?

A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?

A: You're not listening....Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?

A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?

A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable. It's the best feel-good food around!!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?

A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.

Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?

A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape! !

Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
And remember: "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body
thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming, "WOO HOO, What a Ride!"

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she's hot to begin with, but the fact that she made that vid makes her EXTREMELY hot

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I'd hit it infinitely many times.

At the end when she shotgunned that beer like a pro, it made me want to put a ring on her finger.
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lol that just pushed her hottness to a whole new lvl
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I pefer the crystal meth diet. Much more productive than alcohol abuse. You can get many things done with meth. You can stay up all night and get things done such as a midnight painting of your house, your neighbors house, or start a business such as a midnight house painting business. All while loosing weight because you are too busy making money literally 24/7 to eat anything besides your future prison drug dealer's protein suprise.

Actually you do loose weight when you drink. The next morning of course when you've vomited and peed every ounce of liquid in your body.

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I pefer the crystal meth diet. Much more productive than alcohol abuse. You can get many things done with meth. You can stay up all night and get things done such as a midnight painting of your house, your neighbors house, or start a business such as a midnight house painting business. All while loosing weight because you are too busy making money literally 24/7 to eat anything besides your future prison drug dealer's protein suprise.

Actually you do loose weight when you drink. The next morning of course when you've vomited and peed every ounce of liquid in your body.
What drug diet will make me sleepy? I stay up all night now... without meth

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What drug diet will make me sleepy? I stay up all night now... without meth
If you find out let me know. I can't sleep worth a crap at night. Even if I've been busting my ass at work for 14-18hours straight(which I do at Christmas time) when nighttime hits I can't sleep.

I've actually heard that small amounts of GHB (The date rape drug) helps people sleep without the drowsy next day affects of sleeping pills. Just hard to obtain.

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excercise
get ya ass off the couch
put the beer down

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lol Heroin will make u tired.
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If you find out let me know. I can't sleep worth a crap at night. Even if I've been busting my ass at work for 14-18hours straight(which I do at Christmas time) when nighttime hits I can't sleep.

I've actually heard that small amounts of GHB (The date rape drug) helps people sleep without the drowsy next day affects of sleeping pills. Just hard to obtain.
tats called insomnia I know all about it.

And on meth in the begining you get alot done, later on into the addiction you start alot of crap n finish nothing. Even further on into the addiction you spend more tyme worry about where the next fix is coming from and wtf is out to get ya. Watch the movie Bug, it sux but it hits the nail on teh head when it come to how heavy addicts of meth n heroin act like.
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If you find out let me know. I can't sleep worth a crap at night. Even if I've been busting my ass at work for 14-18hours straight(which I do at Christmas time) when nighttime hits I can't sleep.

I've actually heard that small amounts of GHB (The date rape drug) helps people sleep without the drowsy next day affects of sleeping pills. Just hard to obtain.
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That ass was bangin. I'd feed her 12 beers and 1 protein shake a night.
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tats called insomnia I know all about it.

And on meth in the begining you get alot done, later on into the addiction you start alot of crap n finish nothing. Even further on into the addiction you spend more tyme worry about where the next fix is coming from and wtf is out to get ya. Watch the movie Bug, it sux but it hits the nail on teh head when it come to how heavy addicts of meth n heroin act like.
Yeah. I know all about it. I never did it but my town suffered a big meth problem when I was in highschool (Mainly becuase alcohol was too hard to get). Somehow my town was were a lot of it came from(bunch of bored ass rednecks I guess). I did pot twice and never really cared for it.

When I busted my spleen and was in the ICU for 6 days. They had me on a big combo of Morphine and Demoral. I slept damn good. But it was like being at a Pink Floyd concert. Which was freaking AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yeah. I know all about it. I never did it but my town suffered a big meth problem when I was in highschool (Mainly becuase alcohol was too hard to get). Somehow my town was were a lot of it came from(bunch of bored ass rednecks I guess). I did pot twice and never really cared for it.

When I busted my spleen and was in the ICU for 6 days. They had me on a big combo of Morphine and Demoral. I slept damn good. But it was like being at a Pink Floyd concert. Which was freaking AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!
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