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Automated Joke Of the Day: Love at First Sight

A man was eating in a fancy restaurant, and there was a gorgeous woman eating at the next table. He had been checking her out all night, but lacked the nerve to go talk to her. Suddenly she sneezed and her glass eye went flying out of its socket towards the man. With lightning quick reflexes, he caught it in mid-air.
''Oh my gosh, I am so sorry,'' she said as she popped her eye back in the socket. ''Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you.''
They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together and afterwards the woman invited him back to her place for a drink. They went back to her house, and after some time, she took him into her bedroom and began undressing him. The couple had wild, passionate sex many times during the night. The next morning when he awoke, she had already gotten up and brought him breakfast in bed.
The guy was amazed and said ''You know, you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?''
''No, she replied. "You just happened to catch my eye!''

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A man was eating in a fancy restaurant, and there was a gorgeous woman eating at the next table. He had been checking her out all night, but lacked the nerve to go talk to her. Suddenly she sneezed and her glass eye went flying out of its socket towards the man. With lightning quick reflexes, he caught it in mid-air.
''Oh my gosh, I am so sorry,'' she said as she popped her eye back in the socket. ''Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you.''
They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together and afterwards the woman invited him back to her place for a drink. They went back to her house, and after some time, she took him into her bedroom and began undressing him. The couple had wild, passionate sex many times during the night. The next morning when he awoke, she had already gotten up and brought him breakfast in bed.
The guy was amazed and said ''You know, you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?''
''No, she replied. "You just happened to catch my eye!''

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whats with these automated daily jokes?

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post #4 of 21 (permalink) Old 09-28-2007, 01:43 PM
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That is a horrible joke.
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enh, i've heard it before, corny but not so bad...

as for where they are coming from...
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terrible joke...

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These jokes are a crappy as they come... we need a new service

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I think the new ones have stopped now...

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Can we get "Babe of the day" or something instead?

Wow! you are fast, you were haulin' @$$ when I past you.
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Can we get "Babe of the day" or something instead?
I can link you to a forum that has one.
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BOOOOOO!!! Automated joke HURRAY BEER !!!
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Can we get "Babe of the day" or something instead?
This is an excellent idea.
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BOOOOOO!!! Automated joke HURRAY BEER !!!
I concur. Beer is far better than these jokes.

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This is an excellent idea.


I concur. Beer is far better than these jokes.

beer is far better than many things in life.

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they make the one i posted in a strap on version
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I am glad to see these jokes stopped.
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I am glad to see these jokes stopped.

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they make the one i posted in a strap on version
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I am glad to see these jokes stopped.
About the only jokes I find funny are ones that are innapropriate to post here.
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I am glad to see these jokes stopped.
Thanks for bumping this mofo.






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