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Automated Joke Of the Day: Circumcision... At Your Age?

Two guys are sharing a hospital room.
"What are you in for?"
"I'm getting a circumcision."
"Damn! I had that done when I was born and I couldn't walk for a year!"

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post #2 of 12 (permalink) Old 09-28-2007, 08:02 AM
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Wait till the vasectomy. Or the bi-lateral orchieotomy

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Wait till the vasectomy. Or the bi-lateral orchieotomy
No big deal, I was back in the game 2 days later.
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I had a friend in the USAF that got a circumcision in his 20's... he couldn't walk for a week. Glad my momma got me hooked up at birth! Thanks Mom- I have a beautiful little weenie.
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I had a friend in the USAF that got a circumcision in his 20's... he couldn't walk for a week. Glad my momma got me hooked up at birth! Thanks Mom- I have a beautiful little weenie.
Not sure I'b be braggin about that one.
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Not sure I'b be braggin about that one.
You just gotta have other talents... LOL
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You just gotta have other talents... LOL
yeah, like jerkin it.
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yeah, like jerkin it.
Thats what tube socks are for!
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Sorry, I think I walked into this one at the wrong time.

Wow! you are fast, you were haulin' @$$ when I past you.
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Interesting joke for the RSS joke of the day, and it just started working. Gas Man, have you been messing around?
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Haven't had the Vasectomy yet, but the Bilateral Orchiectomy involves stitching the testicals to the sack inside the scrotum to prevent the twisting of individual testes and reduced circulation when the veins become tangled or pinched.

Don't ask me how I know I will let you know which surgery is worse some other time

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Interesting joke for the RSS joke of the day, and it just started working. Gas Man, have you been messing around?
Nope.. haven't touched this... I'm confused on this whole deal.




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