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Automated Joke Of the Day: Supermarket Mother

A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally, he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him.
"Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son who just died recently."
"I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "Is there anything I can do for you?"
"Yes," she said. "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Goodbye mother'? It would make me feel much better."
"Sure," answered the young man. As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye mother!"
As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50. "How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!"
"Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.

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Man... that first joke I read was pretty decent, but the others are just terrible... And why the fluck do we have 10 of them showing up at once...
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post #3 of 7 (permalink) Old 09-28-2007, 12:31 PM
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yeah, how can there be more than one "joke of the day" ???

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Somebody turn it off, the jokes are bad.
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I think the joke of the day thread is funnier than the actual joke of the day.
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I think the joke of the day thread is funnier than the actual joke of the day.
I think it needs to subscribe to where my sisters gets the ones she sends me n I post
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