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The Madam opened the brothel door to see a frail,
elderly gentleman. "Can I help you?" the madam asked.

"I want Natalie," the old man replied.

"Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies,
perhaps someone else..."

"No, I must see Natalie."

Just then, Natalie appeared and announced to the old
man that she charges $1,000 per visit. Without blinking,
the man reached into his pocket and handed her ten
$100 bills. The two went up to a room for an hour,
whereupon the man calmly left.

The next night, he appeared again, demanding to see
Natalie. Natalie explained that no one had ever come
back two nights in a row and that there were no discounts...
it was still $1,000 a visit. Again, the old man took out he
money, the two went up to the room, and an hour later,
he left.

When he showed up the third consecutive night, no one
could believe it. Again, he handed Natalie the money, and
up to the room they went. At the end of the hour, Natalie
questioned the old man: "No one has ever used my
services three nights in a row. Where are you from?"

The old man replied, "I'm from Philadelphia."

"Really?" replied Natalie. "I have family who lives there."

"Yes, I know," said the old man. "Your father died, and I'm
your sister's attorney. She asked me to give you $3,000


(Some things in life are certain: taxes, death and being
screwed by an attorney).
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That sorta reminds me...

After a long a bitter divorce, Jack is left with nothing... He's on the verge of being bankrupt and there's no hope in sight... Completely depressed after a long night of drinking, he stumbles into a whorehouse... He asks the madam what the rates are... "$100-$1000 depending on who you want..." Reaching into his pocket, he realizes he only has $5... Seeing the desperation in the mans eyes, the madam decides to cut him a break... "Go to the back room and do what you will..." Entering the back room he lays eyes on a lone sheep... Wasted, he has his way with the poor little lamb...

The next week, after being evicted, losing his job, and spending the last of his savings on booze, Jack stumbles back into the same brothel... This time, he only has $1... The madam, again has a soft spot for this guy... "Go upstairs and down the hall to the room on the right"... Upon entering the room he sees a couple guys sitting around a hole in the floor pleasuring themselves... He walks over, sits down and peers down into the hole... There he sees some guy going to town on a really, REALLY, old lady... "Ew, that's disgusting!" he exclaims... One of the guys looks up and replies, "It could be worse... Last week some guy was flucking a sheep!"
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And here i thought you done did something wrong, and were looking for legal advice.

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That sorta reminds me...

After a long a bitter divorce, Jack is left with nothing... He's on the verge of being bankrupt and there's no hope in sight... Completely depressed after a long night of drinking, he stumbles into a whorehouse... He asks the madam what the rates are... "$100-$1000 depending on who you want..." Reaching into his pocket, he realizes he only has $5... Seeing the desperation in the mans eyes, the madam decides to cut him a break... "Go to the back room and do what you will..." Entering the back room he lays eyes on a lone sheep... Wasted, he has his way with the poor little lamb...

The next week, after being evicted, losing his job, and spending the last of his savings on booze, Jack stumbles back into the same brothel... This time, he only has $1... The madam, again has a soft spot for this guy... "Go upstairs and down the hall to the room on the right"... Upon entering the room he sees a couple guys sitting around a hole in the floor pleasuring themselves... He walks over, sits down and peers down into the hole... There he sees some guy going to town on a really, REALLY, old lady... "Ew, that's disgusting!" he exclaims... One of the guys looks up and replies, "It could be worse... Last week some guy was flucking a sheep!"
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And here i thought you done did something wrong, and were looking for legal advice.
good one though.
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