Monty Python Christmas Song
Ho ho *bleep*ing ho,
What a crock o' *bleep*,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit.
Cos we do all the *bleep*in' work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho *bleep*ing ho.
Insert appropriate word and there you have it!!