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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 12-11-2004, 04:40 PM Thread Starter
 
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Job Interview

Just a little something to think about at your next interview

John, who was born without ears, needed to hire a new employee. He set up three interviews. The first guy was great. He knew everything he needed to know and was very interesting. But at the end of the interview, John asked him, "Do you notice anything different about me?" "Why, yes, I couldn't help but notice that you have no ears," came the reply. John didn't appreciate his candor and threw him out of the office. The second interview was with a woman with tons of experience. She was even better than the first guy. But he asked her the same question, "Do you notice anything different about me?" "Well," she said, "you have no ears." John again got upset and tossed her out. The third and final interviewee was the best of the bunch. He was a young man who had recently earned his MBA. He was smart. He was handsome. And he seemed to be a better businessman that the first two put together. John was anxious, but went ahead and asked the young man, "Do you notice anything different about me?" Much to his surprise, the young man answered, "Yes. You wear contact lenses." John was shocked and realized this was an incredibly observant person. "How in the world did you know that?" he asked. The young man fell off his chair laughing hysterically and replied, "Well, it's pretty hard to wear glasses when you haven't got any frigging ears!"
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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 12-11-2004, 04:45 PM
 
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That was a great one.
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post #3 of 7 (permalink) Old 12-11-2004, 04:49 PM
 
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haha thats awesome!!!
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post #4 of 7 (permalink) Old 12-11-2004, 05:39 PM
 
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And I actually thought you had a real job interview.. What was I thinking !! ur getting closer and closer to that thread bumblebee.
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BEE, can you put the word JOKE in your titles...so we know!




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BEE, can you put the word JOKE in your titles...so we know!
But that would take away part of the "effect" and you wouldn't groan as much as when you realize you've been had!
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post #7 of 7 (permalink) Old 12-12-2004, 12:03 AM
 
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you must have been REALLY bored this past week..u've put up more threads in 5 days, than you have since u've been here..
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