Bar Betting Blondes
Mickey was in a bar having a drink, and the barmaid was a gorgeous blonde. He slapped a ten spot on the table and said, "I bet I can keep an eye on this drink while I go to the bathroom." The barmaid knew the bathroom was around the corner, so she accepted the bet. Mickey took his glass eye out, placed it beside the drink and went to the bathroom. Upon his return, he said, "I bet I can bite my own ear." The bet was accepted. This time, Mickey took out his false teeth and nipped his ear. Once again, he scooped up the money. "Okay," he said, "I'll give you a chance to win your money back. I bet I can make love to you so tenderly you won't feel a thing." Now that was one thing she knew about, so she accepted the bet. So, off they went. A few minutes later, the woman giggled, "I can feel you." "Oh well," Mickey grinned, "You win some, you lose some!"