Sunday Morning Wake-up - TwoWheelForum: Motorcycle and Sportbike forums
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-12-2004, 06:06 AM Thread Starter
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 6,147
Sunday Morning Wake-up

OK, it is a chilly 38 degrees here in Tally this morning. So here is something to enjoy with morning coffee, tea, tequila or whatever. Just be glad you can get up!

The mountain farmer got in his pickup and drove several miles to a neighboring farm and knocked on the farmhouse door. A young boy, about 12 opened the door.
“Is yer paw home?” the farmer asked.
“No sir he ain’t,” the boy replied. “He went to town.”
“Well,” said the farmer, “is yer maw here?”
“No, she ain’t here neither. She went to town with paw.”
“How about your brother, Joe, is he here?”
“No, he went with maw and paw.”
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other and mumbling to himself.
“Is there anything I can do fer ya?,” the boy inquired politely.
“I know where all the tools are, if you want to borry one. Or maybe I could take a message fer paw.”
“Well,” said the farmer uncomfortably, “I really wanted to talk to yer paw. It’s about your brother Joe getting my daughter, Pearly Mae, pregnant.”
The boy considered for a moment. “You would have to talk to pa about that,” he finally conceded. “But if it helps you any, I know that pa charges $50 for the bull and $25 for the boar hog, but I really don’t know how much he gets for Joe.”
bumblebee is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-12-2004, 10:30 AM
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 941
It's snowing here and all the roads are a mess. THIS WEATHER SUCKS. OK, it does because I want to ride but since it's winter and I live in this state, I'm glad to see some snow flying.
chev is offline  
post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-12-2004, 10:52 AM
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 460
Mojo is offline  
post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-12-2004, 02:55 PM
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 9,263
sunday morning go back to sleep.

Need4Speed is offline  
post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-12-2004, 08:45 PM
V-Twin Moddin
 
Gas Man's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: SE Michigan
Posts: 38,916
Quote:
Originally Posted by chev
It's snowing here and all the roads are a mess. THIS WEATHER SUCKS. OK, it does because I want to ride but since it's winter and I live in this state, I'm glad to see some snow flying.
Your telling me!!! We got about 4in last night and are suppose to be getting another 3 or so more Monday...




-Chris
aka Gas Man



Was: 2002 Kaw ZX-9R
IS:


is me till the
Gas Man is offline  
post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 12-12-2004, 09:22 PM
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 1,145
LOL....I Love snow!!! I always hope for ONE BIG a$$ storm and then it can be done for the season.
CharlieMavCBR is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the TwoWheelForum: Motorcycle and Sportbike forums forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in










Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode



Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome