What the **** is up with halloween?
I am so depressed at thinking that Halloween is all but dead. not for us grown up kids that will continue to get drunk and party october 31st until the end of time, but for real kids. It has become so commercialized that its hard to imagine what it will be like for our kids kids.
Children are now urged to follow a certain route.
what ever happened to running from house to house, jumping fences, dodging other kids, getting lost, and basically just going crazy? thats how we did it, and i cant imagine any other type of trick or treating.
Costumes are all prefabricated crap.
What happened to our hobos? our foot ball players? our zombies? our ninja turtles (the ones with a pillow stuffed in the back of a shirt, a green face, and a brown sock with holes, not the cheap plastic mask and a plastic sword)...
Give me the mummies, ghosts, witches, cowboys, vampires, and other home grown costumes of yesterday.
You can keep your mass produced spongebob outfits, your million spider mans, your countless media driven costumes.
"okay now let me and your father check your candy"
Bull****. my candy was hidden and hidden and then some. if mom thought she was gonna get that candy from me it was from my cold dead chocolaty hands.
I was still eating candy cigarettes, smarties, tootsie rolls and good and plenty's two months after halloween when all the good candy ran out.
Apples with razor blades? **** that, when we got apples they were either thrown at younger kids or each other, if i wanted an apple i'd ask mom. she'd **** a brick and buy a whole bushel.
Trick or treat before dark
what the **** is the point of this? seriously? i dont get it. we might as well only have christmas only when its not snowing.
wear bright clotes, have flashlights, wear reflective tape
lets just make our already gay costumes that much gayer kids.
I cant keep doin this, but i know you people have much to add to this list, speak up.