So I get the November issue of Two Wheel Tuner in the mail yesterday and start to flip through it, back to front, like always. I open up the back cover and
An ad for Sparx Helmets but the girl was
Instantly my 37 year old mind regressed to a time when ever woman (regardless of pose or state of dress) was a mysterious challenging marvel. I stared at the photo for a minute, lost in her eyes, following the curve of her smile, beautiful hair crowning the graceful curve of her shoulder...
My heart felt like a Suzuki 1000 at W.O.T, the primal instincts long since buried beneath the responsible office professional, husband, and father came to the surface boiling in my brain. I could feel my fangs grow and eyes dialate as the irrisistable impulse to pounce and devour overwhelmed me.
Then I went and took a long bath. Anyways, so that is what happened to me last night.