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So I get the November issue of Two Wheel Tuner in the mail yesterday and start to flip through it, back to front, like always. I open up the back cover and She's B-E-A-Utiful!An ad for Sparx Helmets but the girl was

Instantly my 37 year old mind regressed to a time when ever woman (regardless of pose or state of dress) was a mysterious challenging marvel. I stared at the photo for a minute, lost in her eyes, following the curve of her smile, beautiful hair crowning the graceful curve of her shoulder...

My heart felt like a Suzuki 1000 at W.O.T, the primal instincts long since buried beneath the responsible office professional, husband, and father came to the surface boiling in my brain. I could feel my fangs grow and eyes dialate as the irrisistable impulse to pounce and devour overwhelmed me.

Then I went and took a long bath. Anyways, so that is what happened to me last night.

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This is borderline closeable with all this taking a bath stuff.

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Its not that bad...
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So I get the November issue of Two Wheel Tuner in the mail yesterday and start to flip through it, back to front, like always. I open up the back cover and She's B-E-A-Utiful!An ad for Sparx Helmets but the girl was

Instantly my 37 year old mind regressed to a time when ever woman (regardless of pose or state of dress) was a mysterious challenging marvel. I stared at the photo for a minute, lost in her eyes, following the curve of her smile, beautiful hair crowning the graceful curve of her shoulder...

My heart felt like a Suzuki 1000 at W.O.T, the primal instincts long since buried beneath the responsible office professional, husband, and father came to the surface boiling in my brain. I could feel my fangs grow and eyes dialate as the irrisistable impulse to pounce and devour overwhelmed me.

Then I went and took a long bath. Anyways, so that is what happened to me last night.

Dude, what the f**k is wrong with you?


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This is borderline closeable with all this taking a bath stuff.
It's just creepy.

Kinda like that one pedophile dude we have on here.

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This is a daily occurace for most guys. I fail to see the problem here.
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who do we have on here thats a pedophile? that chits just not right.
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You guys kill me. Have you seen the ad? the girl is not under age. Too young for me but not a child. It is fiction. Whatever offended you about the bath reference was in your own head. There was NO insinuation.

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who do we have on here thats a pedophile? that chits just not right.
He's talking about tater and the jailbait threads.

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who do we have on here thats a pedophile? that chits just not right.

He really isn't, at least, I would hope not. I'm just saying, if I were Chris Hansen, I would be watching his ass.

The dude that posts those pics of 13yr old girls like "caption this"... it's just odd.


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You guys kill me. Have you seen the ad? the girl is not under age. Too young for me but not a child. It is fiction. Whatever offended you about the bath reference was in your own head. There was NO insinuation.
My post was a joke, but now it's getting a little out of hand, I am going to close the thread if it gets any worse though.

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Whats wrong with you! Your not suppose to tell people.

Wow! you are fast, you were haulin' @$$ when I past you.
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You guys kill me. Have you seen the ad? the girl is not under age. Too young for me but not a child. It is fiction. Whatever offended you about the bath reference was in your own head. There was NO insinuation.
Not talking about you.

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He really isn't, at least, I would hope not. I'm just saying, if I were Chris Hansen, I would be watching his ass.

The dude that posts those pics of 13yr old girls like "caption this"... it's just odd.

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He's talking about tater and the jailbait threads.
ooh yeah. where's he been lately anyway?
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ooh yeah. where's he been lately anyway?
In jail?
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ooh yeah. where's he been lately anyway?
Prison?

Anyway, I want to see this ad...
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Go away OSP! She is MINE!!!

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So I searched 'Sparx Helmet ad' and came up with this:


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