Ok now it's thanksgiving. So, Happy thanksgiving everyone. I am going to eat lots of turkey and stuffing, get drunk, and then have a 5 or 6 hour tryptophen-induced nap.
Happy Thanksgiving from Afghanistan.
What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
Why do turkeys go "gobble, gobble"?
Because they haven't learned good table manners.
What do turkeys like to eat on Thanksgiving?
Nothing, they're already stuffed.
Why did the turkey eat his meal so quickly?
Because he was a gobbler.
How do you make a turkey float?
Get two scoops of ice cream,
add some rootbeer and a turkey.
What do you get when you cross a turkey
with an octo pus? < /FONT>
Lots of drumsticks for Thanksgiving dinner