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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-28-2007, 08:23 PM Thread Starter
 
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A hip young man (OSP)goes out and buys a new Lamborgini. It is the best and most expensive car available in the world, costing about $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and while stopping for a red light, an old man (OTB) on a moped (both looking about 90 years old) pulls up next to him. OTB looks over the sleek, shiny surface of the car and asks,

"What kind of car ya' got there, sonny?"

OSP replies, "A Lamborgini. They cost about a half million dollars!"

"That's a lot of money," says OTB, shocked. "Why does it cost so much?"

"Because this car can do up to 200 miles an hour!", states the cool dude proudly.

The OTB asks, "Can I take a look inside?"

"Sure," replies the owner.

So OTB pokes his head in the window and looks around. Leaning back on his little moped, OTB says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right!"

Just then the light changes so the guy decides to show the old man what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 200 mph.

Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly, whhhoooossshhh! Something whips by him, going much faster!

"What on earth could be going faster than my Lambo?!" OSP asks himself. Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him.

Whoooooosh! It goes by again, heading the opposite direction! And it almost looked like the old man on the moped.

"Couldn't be," gasps the guy. "How could a moped outrun a Lamborgini?!"

Again, he sees a dot in his rear view mirror! Whooooosh! Ka-BbblaMMM! It plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end. The young man jumps out, and it is the old man!!!

Of course, the moped and OTB are hurtin' for certain. He runs up to the old man and says,

"You're badly hurt! Is there anything I can do for you?"

OTB moans and replies, "Yes… unhook my suspenders from your side-view mirror!"
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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-28-2007, 08:24 PM
 
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good one
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post #3 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-28-2007, 08:47 PM
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Could almost be a true story... but none of us are gonna buy OSP in a Lambo

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post #4 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-28-2007, 08:56 PM
 
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post #5 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-28-2007, 08:58 PM
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I thought he was gonna bust on me... Good joke, but I am sorta disappointed that I didn't get chit on my OTB.

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post #6 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-28-2007, 10:26 PM
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ha, good one.

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haha that punchline did it...
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Nice.



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Oh damn that was some good chit...
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