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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 12-18-2004, 02:02 PM Thread Starter
 
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A Christmas Story

A CHRISTMAS STORY


When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not
produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to
feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This
stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were
about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out Heaven
knows where.

More stress.

Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and The
toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa
went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum.
When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden
the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he
accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little
pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found
that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He
opened the door, and there was a little Angel with a great big Christmas
tree.

The Angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a
lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to
stick it?"

And so began the tradition of the little Angel on top of the Christmas
tree.


THE END.


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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 12-18-2004, 06:38 PM
 
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LMAO I heard this one before. One of those great X-Mas jokes!!!
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post #3 of 8 (permalink) Old 12-19-2004, 12:47 AM
 
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When I saw the title of this thread, I thought you were talking about the movie "A Christmas Story". True classic! We love that movie, watch it every year. If you haven't seen it, make it a point to do so this year.
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post #4 of 8 (permalink) Old 12-19-2004, 01:47 PM
 
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Allen and I were just talking about this movie. We love it, too. He wanted to get it on DVD so we could take it over to his parents house on Christmas Eve. But so far everywhere I've gone I can't find it. And if I special order it, it won't come in until AFTER X-mas.

Got any ideas as where to look??

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post #5 of 8 (permalink) Old 12-19-2004, 06:53 PM
 
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Allen and I were just talking about this movie. We love it, too. He wanted to get it on DVD so we could take it over to his parents house on Christmas Eve. But so far everywhere I've gone I can't find it. And if I special order it, it won't come in until AFTER X-mas.

Got any ideas as where to look??

"fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge !"
I would check out Blockbuster or Circuit City. Those two seem to be the places to go this year. Otherwise, the only other thing I could suggest is get it online somewhere that'll overnight it or something. Otherwise, no idea.
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post #6 of 8 (permalink) Old 12-19-2004, 08:51 PM
 
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LMAO Thanks Missy!!! Of course those would be the only two places I DIDN'T look.

I'll check them out tomorrow after my doc's appt. THANKS!
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post #7 of 8 (permalink) Old 12-19-2004, 10:26 PM Thread Starter
 
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You 2.....Stop putting all this in here and
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post #8 of 8 (permalink) Old 12-20-2004, 03:11 AM
 
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You 2.....Stop putting all this in here and
OMFG DJ!!!!! You guys are the KINGS of jacking threads! So guess what? Miss and I just jacked yours.

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