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So this morning...

I got a letter from the woman who lives below me, that essentially said "you have lots of sex at night and I can't sleep". She then basically told me to buy a rug to put under my bed... she can go to hell.

She's just mad that she's fat, middle aged, single, has no social life, and has never gotten laid. And what's funnier is that often times I can hear her whale of a self snoring through the floor. I almost thought about saying you buy me a rug, I'll buy you some breathe right strips...


But personally I just find the whole thing hilarious.

Anyone else have funny/akward situations like this?
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woman in the apt above me has a gay son. he's intolerable. not because he's gay, but because he's OBNOXIOUS gay. bitch this bitch that blah blah blah... he talks like a overweight black chick working at a hair salon.

anyways he comes over and they sit upstairs and smoke pot, listening to their gay as pop culture bull**** music. we share a house, and the only separation from the 2nd and 1rst floor is a door, which does not block noise very well and happens to be close to my bedroom.

when they are playing music and being fruity during the day i just play the ol "my speakers are bigger game", turn the woofers to 10, and wait for them to get the picture

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typically it doesnt bug me. 11 - 12 rolls around and i want to go to bed cause i work at 7 the next morning, though, and we have a problem.

I adressed the issue with her once and basically she said "i work nights and i like to come home and relax, and i pay for the apartment and i can do whatever i want".

Ha!

so i figured, fair enough, I'll play by your rules.

So i head to the basement, which i happen to rent out in my lease agreement, which also happens to house the breaker box to the house, and put her ass back into the middle ages for the night.
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woman in the apt above me has a gay son. he's intolerable. not because he's gay, but because he's OBNOXIOUS gay. bitch this bitch that blah blah blah... he talks like a overweight black chick working at a hair salon.

anyways he comes over and they sit upstairs and smoke pot, listening to their gay as pop culture bull**** music. we share a house, and the only separation from the 2nd and 1rst floor is a door, which does not block noise very well and happens to be close to my bedroom.

when they are playing music and being fruity during the day i just play the ol "my speakers are bigger game", turn the woofers to 10, and wait for them to get the picture

BUT

typically it doesnt bug me. 11 - 12 rolls around and i want to go to bed cause i work at 7 the next morning, though, and we have a problem.

I adressed the issue with her once and basically she said "i work nights and i like to come home and relax, and i pay for the apartment and i can do whatever i want".

Ha!

so i figured, fair enough, I'll play by your rules.

So i head to the basement, which i happen to rent out in my lease agreement, which also happens to house the breaker box to the house, and put her ass back into the middle ages for the night.
NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Our old apartment bedroom was right next to the stairs. So people up and down, plus the people above me could have been rhinos for all I knew. I knew when they went to the bathroom. Walked around whatever. i could hear them. Never got any complaints about how much of a screamer I am. Maybe people enjoyed listening to me. Probably turned people on..... Well, that's not something I want to think about anymore. New subject.
On another note nice job you both. Sheesh.
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I got a letter from the woman who lives below me, that essentially said "you have lots of sex at night and I can't sleep". She then basically told me to buy a rug to put under my bed... she can go to hell.

She's just mad that she's fat, middle aged, single, has no social life, and has never gotten laid. And what's funnier is that often times I can hear her whale of a self snoring through the floor. I almost thought about saying you buy me a rug, I'll buy you some breathe right strips...


But personally I just find the whole thing hilarious.

Anyone else have funny/akward situations like this?
Buy a house. You can scream til you pass out and it's all cool. Well passing out while getting it on isn't cool but no one will complain about the noise. At least since SVRider bought his house ethere hasn't been any complaints that is..................... Maybe I have to turn up my volume.......................
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one time a friend of a friend told my roomate he was jerkin it to me havin sex above him in my old house. that was a good laugh; then i told him he wasnt allowed to stay on the couch anymore.
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I had one healthy big mama living over me in my college apartment. She stomped around like it was a scene from Jurassic Park. She was single and I swear must have really enjoyed her vaccum cleaner. She was vaccuming all the time and it sounded like a plane landing each stroke. Probably vibrated like hell.

Next upstairs neigbors were a young couple. Stayed up all night smoking pot and getting it on. I am a night owl anyway so it never disturbed me until one night she isn't in the mood and he ties her up with an extension cord and starts to beat the dog out of her. By the time the cops get there I was thinking "why didn't he gag her first?" She screams like a champ.

Before you get to feeling too sorry for her she got even by running over him with her VW...
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When I was a young lad and we just moved to Alaska with my parents, we were staying in an apartment complex til we found a house. I slept on the top of a bunk bed and heard the guy above me having sex all the time. He dated a screamer. They would go at it for hours. Looking back at it now, that guy had to stay chaffed all the time. I have lived on the top floor corner apartments with the bedroom in the far corner in the building since then, so I don't hear people. People probably hear me though.

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I got a letter from the woman who lives below me, that essentially said "you have lots of sex at night and I can't sleep". She then basically told me to buy a rug to put under my bed... she can go to hell.
Should write her and ask if she's interested in a 3-way. Then she'll stop bitchin.

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when they are playing music and being fruity during the day i just play the ol "my speakers are bigger game", turn the woofers to 10, and wait for them to get the picture
I've got a nice bass test I use for this purpose. Rattled **** off a neighbors wall before w/ it. Lemme knwo and I can see if I can dig it up for ya.... it might be in my personal goods in Tx though....

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Never got any complaints about how much of a screamer I am. Maybe people enjoyed listening to me. Probably turned people on..... Well, that's not something I want to think about anymore. New subject. .

You know you like the attention.
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....I was thinking "why didn't he gag her first?" She screams like a champ.

Poor planning. Ballgags FTW.
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Should write her and ask if she's interested in a 3-way. Then she'll stop bitchin.



I've got a nice bass test I use for this purpose. Rattled **** off a neighbors wall before w/ it. Lemme knwo and I can see if I can dig it up for ya.... it might be in my personal goods in Tx though....




You know you like the attention.


I will not record anything to have you all listen to. It's for SVRIders ears only.
But if you happen to hear me alllllllll the way over there then well, I can't help it.
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So i head to the basement, which i happen to rent out in my lease agreement, which also happens to house the breaker box to the house, and put her ass back into the middle ages for the night.
that's classic.
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Maybe people enjoyed listening to me. Probably turned people on.....
I guarantee this is the most action this woman has gotten probably ever
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Buy a house.
I have to live in the city. Really though, I just find it funny. I'll make sure tonight the sex is extra loud.
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one time a friend of a friend told my roomate he was jerkin it to me havin sex above him in my old house. that was a good laugh; then i told him he wasnt allowed to stay on the couch anymore.
That's f*cked up, but also very funny.
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Should write her and ask if she's interested in a 3-way
You haven't seen this woman.
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I have to live in the city. Really though, I just find it funny. I'll make sure tonight the sex is extra loud.

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Rock out w/ your [email protected] out, brother.
Hang out with your wang out, dood
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Havent had quite the same thing. But I was staying at a hotel once in Chi town for a weeknd getaway with the chick. And we were going at it and I have prett damn good hearing and I though I herd the headboard next door hit the wall. Well turns out the people next to us just started fluckin too. Well I happen to be a pretty competitive guy so I beat the piss out my GF and wouldnt stop untill the other dude or chick whom ever was doing the pounding quit. When I had clearly won my GF just laughs and says "you are a competitive arsehole!" lolz!!! It was a fun time.
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we took in my buddy a while back. he ended up living in my room for free for 6 months (yea he's a bum). so i would bring this girl home after we hit up the bar/club. he would be there on the floor in my room sleeping. and the chick would never be down for anything. after talking her into it, i would get some action. but this sob would toss and turn causing her to shy away, and one time, he even got up in the middle of me and her doin it and left the room.

what a c*ckblocker!
needless to say, he no longer lives w/ me
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we took in my buddy a while back. he ended up living in my room for free for 6 months (yea he's a bum). so i would bring this girl home after we hit up the bar/club. he would be there on the floor in my room sleeping. and the chick would never be down for anything. after talking her into it, i would get some action. but this sob would toss and turn causing her to shy away, and one time, he even got up in the middle of me and her doin it and left the room.

what a c*ckblocker!
needless to say, he no longer lives w/ me
OMFG. Oh Hellz No. Dude, his ass would have been forewarned and sleepin' on the flucking couch.
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Hilarious Thread!!!!!!!!!!
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Havent had quite the same thing. But I was staying at a hotel once in Chi town for a weeknd getaway with the chick. And we were going at it and I have prett damn good hearing and I though I herd the headboard next door hit the wall. Well turns out the people next to us just started fluckin too. Well I happen to be a pretty competitive guy so I beat the piss out my GF and wouldnt stop untill the other dude or chick whom ever was doing the pounding quit. When I had clearly won my GF just laughs and says "you are a competitive arsehole!" lolz!!! It was a fun time.
That's great. I've had a couple of those situations too. It's funny because you know the other couple basically just decided that chit, if we're going to have to listen to them fluck we might as well do it ourselves
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we took in my buddy a while back. he ended up living in my room for free for 6 months (yea he's a bum). so i would bring this girl home after we hit up the bar/club. he would be there on the floor in my room sleeping. and the chick would never be down for anything. after talking her into it, i would get some action. but this sob would toss and turn causing her to shy away, and one time, he even got up in the middle of me and her doin it and left the room.
I would have gotten him to man the video camera...
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he's a lil b****. he wouldn't be down for anything like that. this fool rides too, but he NEVER EVER wants to go riding w/ me whenever i ask. always "naw man im too tired" or "naw man i dont got any gas". the only reason why i still acknowledge him is b/c i've been thru a lot w/ him.

any of u guys ever have one of those friends? u don't like them but u cant kick them to the curb b/c theyre like a brother to u? maybe its just me
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Hecks yes I say just beat it up even louder. Make the fat chicks ears bleed. To hell with them, its sex, it makes you sane.
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