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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 12-24-2004, 05:05 PM Thread Starter
 
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A lawyers holiday greeting...

Seasons Greetings:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, best wishes for
an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-
addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter holidays,
practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with
respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of
others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions
at all; and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted
calendar year 2005, but not without due respect for the calendars of
choice of other cultures, and without regard to the race, creed,
colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer
platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no
promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is
revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted
to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for
a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday
greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement
of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the
wisher.
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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 12-24-2004, 06:16 PM
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post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old 12-24-2004, 09:49 PM
 
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awesome...cut+paste+email to brother-in-law who is a lawyer.
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