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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 12-26-2004, 07:49 PM Thread Starter
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Tickle Me Elmo

A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports
for her first day promptly at 8:00 am. The next day at 8:45 am there is a
knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman from the assembly
line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He
complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up
putting the entire plant behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides
that he should see this for himself so the two men march down to the
factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there
are Elmo's all over the floor and they're really beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stands the new employee. She has a roll of red
plush fabric and a big bag of marbles. The men watch in amazement as
she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and
begins to sew the little package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel
Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he
pulls himself together and approaches the woman. "I'm sorry," he says to
her, barely able to keep a straight face, " but I think you
misunderstood me yesterday ....

Your job is to give him two test tickles!
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 12-26-2004, 10:59 PM
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Now that's some funny *****!!

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I do try from time to time.
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And I know a little something about bad jokes!!

Yes you do!!

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