Just curious but am I the only one who has gone twosie in a girls toilet and left it there for the hell of it?
OMG, laughed out loud on that one. I've never done that. I have, however, tapped it, went and dropped a deuce (was kind enough to flush), then said, "well, I gotta get going. Take care," and walked out the door.
I could leave it at that, but for some reason, I don't want everyone thinking I'm a jackass. It was a booty call, and known by both of us. I was in a hurry to meet up with friends to catch the Colts/Patriots playoff game in 07 and she knew I was just stopping by to blow off a little steam before the game.
Surrender the booty, and let me get my hands on that beautiful treasure chest!!
One of these days, I'll actually buy a bike again...
Well I use to fart around girls in highschool because I had a no-date policy for girls at my school. I basically didn't date a girl from my school. I only had an exception for a few and they weren't the hottest either. Just the coolest who were smart enough to stay away from me. Anyways that means I had nothing to loose by being a guy around the girls so I did whatever and talked about whatever. Which I still do now but I'm not going to intentionally leave a dookie at a girls house that I like.
But at a party and especially at a friend's Girlfriend's house I'm game.
OH crap that made me think of something Dave Attell said at a show.
"There's no way to talk yourself out of wiping your ass on a friend's pillow. Even if you yell SUPRISE"