Also...and thanks to WOS for this one. Its from there website( www.wideopensportbikes.com
You might be a SQUID if:
You are a guy and you ride passenger with a girl
You ride in sandals
You bad mouth all "other" brands of bikes (and have never ridden them)
You tell anyone you have gone 160 on the street
Your "racing" jacket is from Wal-Mart.
You think Arai is Jamaican for OK
You don't have a clue what a Buell is
You bought a Sport bike and put saddlebags and a sissy bar on it so you can go to Sturgis.
You keep fouling plugs riding with the choke on
You have Harley stickers on your car and ride a Rebel
Your Mom and Dad won't ride with you
There is a crack in your helmet
You helmet is the wrong size
You ride with ANY safety features on your bike not working
You have a cup holder duct taped to your handlebars.
You have a fuel injected bike with DynoJet / Factory Jet kit sticker
You ride wearing cut-offs, sandals, and a mesh tank top.
You have any "NO FEAR" decals on your motorcycle.
You think that a wheelie is the mark of a skilled rider.
You ride around with your $500 SHOEI bungie netted to your rear seat.
You drag your brand new $300 AGV boots in order to simulate years of hard cornering use just so you can brag about your 'years' of hard cornering use.
Your idea of head protection is a do-rag bandanna and a pair of Oakley Blades.
You think that burnouts impress the chicks.
If you ever high sided a passenger.
You're only riding your CBR600F2 until you get your Harley put back together.
You never get your bike out of second gear in the city.
Your rear brake pads aren't even scuffed.
You ever installed a fender eliminator kit.
You thought about putting a sidecar on your GSX-R.
You ride a Suzuki Katana (any size, the bigger the SQUIDer)
And you can see all of it and more by clicking here