MAN!!! I really needed this like 7 years ago. I would go to this club, called Wanda's for some dancing and spirits with the girls after work on the weekends. And this little (And I mean he was like 5'7....HELLO I'm 5'10 and ahalf) black guy who looked EXACTLY like Rick James, geri curls and all. TRUST ME, He was as small as I am big.
He would Always be all up in my kool-aid.
I kept telling him I was engaged and blah blah blah. So finally I danced with him ONCE to get him off my case. O M F G!!!!!!! That just added fuel to the fire. So the NEXT weekend I was there with a couple girlfriends and a guy friend (And he was HOT) drinking, having fun. Well, Mr. Rick James comes up to me and asks me to dance and I tell him a firm "NO THANKS!" Well he was just so annoying and weird
and wouldn't give up, so FINALLY Shawn turned around and said, "Look, man stop bothering my woman." Oh the look on Rick Jame's face was F*in priceless. Especially when Shawn grabbed my hand and took me out on the dance floor for the slow song that was playing.
It was one of those, "Guess you had to be there" moments, but hell it was funny.