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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 02-25-2005, 08:47 PM Thread Starter
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Homer, a handsome dude, walks into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sits
down next to this blonde at the bar and stares up at the TV. The 10:00
was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large
building preparing to jump.
The blonde looks at Homer and says, "Do you think he will jump?"
Homer says, "You know, I bet he'll jump"
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Homer placed $20 dollars on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 dollars to Homer and said, "All is fair.
Here is your money." Homer replies, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump. " The blonde replies, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again.
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Heard it before but it is funny everytime.
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